Please try to be a civil adult.

While you may have found freedom from cooperating or socializing in an Massively Multiplayer Online Video Game, we unfortunately still have to deal with you. Sometimes you guys make that a really unfavorable experience. For those folks, I'd like to have a word with you.

I cannot make threats or "pwn j00", I can only ask nicely for you to be a civil adult.

You want to get away from those "idiots" that piss you off. You may have been treated unfairly by people, and you may lack the needed social skills to overcome such obsticles, but part of growing up is knowing how to handle such situations, and to not take out bad experiences and misdirected anger on others.

I only ask that you be a civil adult to the people, especially strangers who didn't force you to play alone.

Sure it's within your rights to play Bst, or pay two to six times more for extra characters, just to be alone... But when you cross into the territory where you adversely affect the experiences of others, you're no longer "alone"... You've become the antagonist or bafoon in someone else's story. Don't be a jerk AND a hypocrite.

Try to be a civil adult in situations where you may have caused conflict or a misunderstanding.

It's not a stretch to say that you can "Do what you want", and that yes, "It's just a game". If "It's just a game" then why do you feel so passionately as to pay two to six times as much as a normal player? Can you accept that people may feel just as passionately about the game as you? Maybe foster a sense of commonality in this game, rather than perpetuate your childish thuggery and tantrums?

Be a civil adult, stop acting on your impulses; you're being one of those "idiots" you loathe so much.

What kinds of stories do you have to tell? Are they about the triumphs of you and your friends in a shared experience where you overcame a situation flavoured with comradely and personalities? Or is it a boring report about how you got another item alone? Not to be too cheesey, but friends always have been and always will be the best thing you get out of this game. No one in real life or in game cares about your "Golden Dildo of Perpetual Smiting +3", but they do love a good story about how you met your friends, and what you guys do. People like people, when they're civil adults.

Imagine if you were a civil adult and could get along with other civil adults, you'd be able to integrate, have friends, experiences, stories, and shit...

Eventually, you wouldn't even want to be alone.

At the very least, you'd save you some money.