Forthcoming version update

[Malthar]

Disclaimer: This is a spoof. Don't take it seriously. If you do, just qq and disappear.

Good news everyone! The forthcoming version update only has one change. We have decided to make no other change but the following:

There will be no gimping of any jobs.

A new NM will be implemented. The name of this NM has not been decided, but is being tenatively called Tanaka. It is a Naraka family mob that hits 8 times each round and has 32 shadows that has a recast time of .5 seconds and a casting time of .1 second. Hits are very weak. It only hits for 1, but has a strong addtional effect, gimp or elemental damage. The elemental damage is very potent. Every time it hits you with the gimp additional effect, it applies a random gimp to your job. That is to say, it doesn't gimp *you* it gimps the job you're on for everyone. This gimp can only be removed by either hitting the NM with the weapon it drops, "Awesome Hammer of Un-Gimp", and having the additional effect un-gimp process or after each conquest tally.

This NM will randomly teleport to all areas and has an aggro range of 50'. It runs twice flee speed and is true sight / hearing / smell. It will more often appear in L1 areas so it won't be difficult to find.

We hope you enjoy this change to the update and as always we appreciate and care for our FFXI players!

Enjoy

[Rekin]

Sorry to be that guy but, this isn't the kind of forum to warrant a topic such as this.

[Godofgods]

I think at this point the ppl on the Dev team don't take any of us seriously. Alls we do is complain about everything. And when they post a change/addition/suggestion of idea, we just complain more. I would get tired of it to after a while.