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  1. 02-14-2012 07:07 AM #11
    Theytak
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    what this really means:

    The ochain is sentient, like the relic weapons, and it likes to sing. It's also probably a bit of a masochist, so each time it blocks a hit, it squeals with joy in a sing-songy manner. The reason ochain's blocks return mp is because the shield is singing ballads about how much it loves to get smacked. Personally, I'm imagining a voice something like Tim Curry's, but a little higher in pitch, and metallicky.
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    Nutcracker had trained for years to crush the crotch and/or obliterate the ovaries of each and every monster in Vana'diel. Not even some weird thing that fish have called a "cloaca" could stem his robotic rage towards reproductive bits.
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  2. 02-14-2012 09:49 AM #12
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    Good catch again Babekeke! The text has been corrected.
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  3. 02-14-2012 10:08 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukkirii View Post
    Good catch again Babekeke! The text has been corrected.
    That doesn't disprove my theory of the ochain loving to sing, in a Frank N Furter-ish voice, though, does it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankWustler View Post
    Nutcracker had trained for years to crush the crotch and/or obliterate the ovaries of each and every monster in Vana'diel. Not even some weird thing that fish have called a "cloaca" could stem his robotic rage towards reproductive bits.
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  4. 02-14-2012 10:12 AM #14
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    Apparently Conqueror is Twice as Rare and Exclusive as other weapons.
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  5. 02-14-2012 11:25 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karbuncle View Post
    Apparently Conqueror is Twice as Rare and Exclusive as other weapons.
    Not anymore!
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  6. 02-14-2012 11:28 AM #16
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    Awwww inb4 WAR rage.
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  7. 02-14-2012 11:30 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karbuncle View Post
    Awwww inb4 WAR rage.
    watch out for semicolons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankWustler View Post
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