I had to have a friend warp out, change his job to BLM and come back in to cast Warp II on me and get me unstuck. I've had GM's help me with issues like this before. I've placed more than 60 GM calls, I am well aware of what they can and can not do. This would be a walk in the park for them. A simple movement of my character would have been more than sufficient. I would have appreciated them even contacting me to say, "sorry, this isn't something we deal with."

Cursed, could you send me a link to that thesis? I'm sure it would be a great read.