As a teacher, there comes a point in time where you have to admit that the approach is just not working. While it may seem like it makes common sense to teachers, there's no use hammering home about it to the students again and again because they won't listen. Especially once we get older.

A parse is wanted and I've agreed to do it. I'll aim for a large sample size (100 mobs each probably) to arguably squash any errors and form a reliable average.

Plus, it's been years since I've done anything for the community. I don't mind.