Cheese Sandwich Petition

[Zirael]

... seriously? This is why we can't have nice things. They can barely respond fast enough to a good group of actual USEFUL suggestions. This is what you want to waste the dev teams time on? May as well ask for Special Dog Pets and what not to be implemented into the game and whatever other worthless time wasting equivalent non sense can be spewed forth.

Amador, Dev team has just wasted god knows how much of their time making 10 out of those 14 meritable weaponskills. Asking them to buff up our beloved Cheese Sandwich has as much ground as asking them to unsuck Requiescat, Resolution, Realmrazer etc.
We could actually ask for this food to have a hidden effect of "Unsucks Merit Weaponskills".
Prothscar is petitioning to change this game for the better and I approve of that. Today we might fight for mere Cheese Sandwich's long-awaited adjustments, tomorrow the "PS2 Limitations" or even "Balance" might be gone. Who knows, this might be a first small step forward...
Also, please see my earlier post:

Obviously this food needs TH+2 on it. It would make it an attractive option for thieves, whose only job is to put high levels of Treasure Hunter on things.

^ This!
If Dinosaur Shaped Cheese Sandwitch gave Treasure Hunter +2 (and to spice things up, a 20% chance to drain enemy buff upon unsuccessful /thf Steal) maybe THF would finally get those long-asked-for useful job adjustments...
/dream

There is so much Cheese Sandwich could do for the better.

[SilverObi]

After reading through all these stellar posts, I too must throw in my support for a new tier (or maybe several) of cheese sandwich! I was -there- in 2007 when that one brave player suggested to the devs that adventurers everywhere be able to enjoy the classic treat, so I'd be remiss if I didn't chime in.

Make this happen devs, there hasn't been this much support for an idea in months!

[Mirage]

I am also in favor of increasing the stat boosts granted by cheese sandwich, even if the recipie for it changes into something that's harder to craft. Alternatively, there could be implemented a "Super Cheese Sandwich" which grants superior stats, instead of changing the original dish.

[Glamdring]

As a Wisconsinite I must chime in to DEMAND the Uberfication of the cheese sandwich. Make it happen before the morbidly obese, brat and saurkraut filled, cheese-plugged lynch mob finds the Developer's offices!

[Koroma]

While, as a cook, I am of the opinion that any recipe involving grauberg lettuce needs to be an incredibly awesome food item (not because like lettuce, but rather because of the incredible annoyance it is to get the lettuce), rather than boosting that stats on the already existing cheese sandwich, as it is an odd creation, I would suggest this:

give us more than two types of cheese. Specifically, give us more cheese that isn't rock cheese, because "rock cheese" sounds so horribly unappetizing and does the wondrous dairy product very little justice. Giving us access to cheddar, Gouda, provolone, mozzarella, Colby, etc, etc, etc, would open such a wide range of creative and useful foods for us...

Rock cheese is probably meant to be a hard cheese like parmesan or romano. Then again i'd never use that in a cheese sandwhich or drink parmesan with Cherry juice(yagudo drink) the japanese have weird food.

[Limecat]

Maybe the new variety of cheese sandwich could swap out some of it's ingredients for higher-end mats used in the elshenas and pitarus, and give a boost to all skillups along with something sort of off the wall, like +~5% haste that only counts towards your gear cap.

[Amador]

:| I hope you're all lactose intolerant irl.

[Limecat]

:| I hope you're all lactose intolerant irl.

Wouldn't matter, the finest grilled cheese sandwiches are made with velveeta. No lactose in vegetable oil or altered milk solids!

[Buffy]

I can only support the buffing of cheese sandwiches if Bacon is involved somehow.

[Mirage]

:| I hope you're all lactose intolerant irl.

Many (most, really) cheeses actually only have very slight trace amounts of lactose. This is because the fermentation process of cheese uses the lactose carbohydrate as fuel, and most cheeses are left with 0% carbohydrates in them.

One disorder that is sometimes confused with lactose intolerance, however, is milk allergy. This doesn't have anything to do with lactose, but is an allergy to the proteins found in milk, and by extention, milk-based products.