Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Binahel]

*Universal Moogle's Law*

The chances of dropping an item are always proportionally inverse to how much you need it. The more you need, the less you get.

[Veruna]

Moogle's Law: Looking around before fighting a rabbit/worm for danger on a low level job in Ronfaure. Only to engage and immediately get hit in the back of the head by an Orc 3-4 levels higher than the monsters you can fight.

[Celius]

No matter how many different jobs you bring to Abyssea in your party/alliance the trigger will always be the one job that isn't there.

[Slade]

Moogle's Law of Ninja tools states: You WILL run out of Shihei to cast shadows after your back-up tank DC's and you are left to fend for yourself!

[Cyrusskorrey]

Moogles Law: Family/Spouse will always want to have "family" time right after you've started an exp party. But will never want to hang out when your not playing FFXI.

...anyone else have this problem?

[Snoni]

Being a seasoned adventurer, assuming that nothing is agressive, then being killed by a incredibly tough mob that was placed there due to grounds of valor.

[MiriOhki]

The weather for your most annoying trial to date will always end either fifteen seconds after you find a compatible mob or five seconds before you can kill your first mob.

[Alexsan]

Moogle's Law:

New players will frown on their first visit to the auction house when they learn they cannot purchase a single piece of level 1 gear with the starter gil they received from trading in their adventure's coupon.

[Aarahs]

When forming a pickup XP party, the healer or tank will have to leave two minutes before filling the last spot.

[Mikumaru]

Rule #3 : No matter what equipment you have attained or how many people in your alliance there is a rabbit or mandy somewhere that can and will eat your face .