Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Kelton]

Moogle Law:

This goes back to the old days of leveling. You would sit for hours with your flag up waiting for a party invite. Once you get the
Tell to go to a zone you get all excited to get your next level. You pay for a choco, run across zones to get to the party.
Once you zone in and tell the leader to invite you, the party leader then tells you the party is disbanding.

[Partycat]

Someone will always fall asleep at their keyboard when a important NM spawns. <_<

[Vosslerr]

When you kneel to rest, that goblin that you see always seems to come right back to you and agro even though it was running in the opposite direction when you started to /heal.

[Worldwise]

Goblins unexpectedly attacking they're such a nunsence!!!

[Vaash]

No matter how long you have an event planned, as soon as you get there someone realizes they forgot their pop set in their Mog House.

[Tetsujin]

If you're within 0.1 of capping on a certain synthesis item, you will spend approximately 1.2 million gil trying to get that last skillup. True story.

[Tetsujin]

this one isn't for official submission (since i'd already posted one earlier)
If you spend a million gil on an item, it's guaranteed to drop in price within a month (lookin at you, blau dolch)

[Hinote]

If you plan on brewing Shinryu three times in a row, you WILL disconnect during the third fight.

[Jada]

When you have level 100 Smithing and been farming brown chest for 6 days straight for smithys torque only to have someone who doesn't have it leveled at all come and invade and gets the torque within 1 hour.

[Freebytes]

When crafting, you will always lose the most expensive ingredients and keep the least expensive.