Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Rinomaru]

Moogles law: (MMORPG) No one will ever remember your triumphs, they will only remember your worst falls.

[Spartak]

The highest lot in the pool was 34. You were so sure that you would win. But as you were laughing hysterically then your lot came up a 33. . . .

[Demonfangs]

When your doing a big nm and the Pld d/c and everyone wipes

[Wesa]

When your synth breaks, the insanely expensive item in the recipe will invariably sacrifice itself to protect the grass thread, lauan lumber, or distilled water that the recipe also calls for.

[Whitesnow]

Moogle's Law: When farming a specific item, you'll always get multiples of the one you don't need before you get the one you want.

[Vexxer]

If you place a bid lower than someone else on the Auction House you will be triple taxed. (if player 1 sells item for 100k, and item price is 100k, then player 2 sells item for 75k, player 2 will be taxed down to 50k) (If player 1 sells item for 175k when item is 100k, player 1 will be taxed down to 125k, the remaining 50k will be returned to the bidder) so on...

[Kavish]

As the Notorious Monster is pulled to the party, you realize the Tank and the Healer is both AFK...

[Akiro]

Moogle's Law: Show up to Maze of Shakrami, see someone kill Argus. Show up 18 hours later as the only camper. Spam widescan as fast as possible anyway (just in case anyone comes)......at the last minute of the 12 hour window, Leech King pops.

(This is based on a true story and it happened to me maybe 3-4 years ago. I literally sat in the same spot, spamming widescan, staring at the screen for 12 hours, but Argus actually popped and I got the drop 1/3)

[Lethewaters]

Moogle's Law: Walking through Kazham only to fall through the floor near Mihgo's Residence. Everyone passing by steps on your head while you attempt to get out from under the flooring as a THF/NIN with no form of warp. Logging out and back in does nothing to resolve the issue, a GM answers your call, frees you from the entrapment under the floor and as you jump for joy, you realize he put you in jail.

(A true coincidence. during my 3rd year of playing. My friend I was in party with were baffled on why I fell through the floor (game glitch?). After numerous tries we were unable to free me, even with a D2 (I was unable to be targeted by the spell but seen by cursor). The GM shows up after 2 hours and frees me but warped me to "jail". Thankfully it was only for a few seconds (I believe the GM was having fun as he wasn't sure how I ended up under the flooring). Since then, I walk carefully in Kazham and stay away from edges.

[Ordoric]

You gold box farm with friends you finaly get the feet you want add the feet people need/want you forget to pass one item you fill on items you never wanted and your friend gets your rare ex item. happened to a friend i was farming Dnc feet i got them and she got pup.