Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Seismaxe]

Walk up to Ullikummi and you tell your ls, "Faust is up becareful". The next person that gets onto Faust floor will die from aggro next to elementals.

[Zacas1]

You work hard to level a craft to 100, get all furnishings to get the Mega Moglification craft, and all associated crafting gear including the +1% success ring, only to watch various lvl 10-20 synths critical break in your face.

[Shenul]

Anytime you are forced to rely on a shout group for something, it takes no less than 4 hours to get a party, then another hour for everyone to get ready because someone doesn't have the last 5 cutscenes required for the event, and then the party will wipe 2 minutes into the fight and promptly disband.

[Mcdohl]

"If your LS needs a tank and a healer for event, make sure your healer doesn't come WHM/NIN"

[SpankWustler]

If the monster is Extremely Vulnerable, it will be Extremely Vulnerable to Scholar abilities.

[Kluaf]

Always seemed like as soon as you would gain a level some tougher mob would come by out of nowhere and level you down with a quick kill

[Hachiro]

Moogle's Law: You'll always get thrown off that bridge in Bastok whenever you're crossing it, only to be thrown back at the beginning of it due to the airship.

[Kinyutaka]

The Bloody Robe you need for your subjob or Road to Aht Urhgan will take days to drop, but will drop easily after you no longer need one.

[Darwena]

After Casting Utsusemi: Ni, mobs always come with AoE or Multiple hit move (or both). Better chance when HP is low and usualy followed with a critical move. Reraise usualy wear off at that moment.

[Happymadison]

dieing while fighting a NM then waiting for it to tp only to die trying to run away while putting your weapon away after you get up