When tanking a mob and you are down to your last shadow on Utsusemi: Ni , you start casting Utsusemi: Ichi only to have the mob double attack and interrupt your casting.
When tanking a mob and you are down to your last shadow on Utsusemi: Ni , you start casting Utsusemi: Ichi only to have the mob double attack and interrupt your casting.
Any time you are soloing a particularly difficult and accurate notorious monster on /nin, as it is down to it's last 5% health, you will run out of shihei and need to get more from your toolbag. Invariably this toolbag will be in your mog locker, which you have not auto-sorted in weeks.
You will always run out of HP approximately 3 seconds before petrify would have worn off.
One leg on every beetle MUST have a broken foot.
*Universal Moogle's Law*
The chances of dropping an item are always proportionally inverse to how much you need it. The more you need, the less you get.
Moogle's Law: Looking around before fighting a rabbit/worm for danger on a low level job in Ronfaure. Only to engage and immediately get hit in the back of the head by an Orc 3-4 levels higher than the monsters you can fight.
No matter how many different jobs you bring to Abyssea in your party/alliance the trigger will always be the one job that isn't there.
Moogle's Law, as stipulated in the Charter of Dynamis:
The sacrifice of Tarutaru Black Mages is directly proportional to the drop rate of Relic Armor.
The drop rate is further increased if these brave Tarutarus /panic and /dance before their eventual demise at the hands of a well-timed Firaga III.
Sneak/Invis pots are great til they wear off in the middle of lvl sensitive aggro mobs and u end up leading the whole of Ghelsba Outpost in a chase to save your life.
In Dynamis-Windurst (before the changes) it doesn't matter that the shell leader will say "DO NOT AGGRO THE DEATHHOUSE" because someone always will.
Everytime You are Sure you will succeed... you fail... and when YOU are sure to fail... you succeed..
When conversing privately with others, you are always going to accidentally send the most embarrassing sentence of your conversation into your linkshell chat!
Moogle's Law- If moving while weakened, weakness will inevitably wear off in the middle of blood aggro.
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