Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Kyokaku]

Moogle's Law: You call a GM to report a glitch, and the response will always be, "It's working as intended."

[scaevola]

You will graduate from college and get a $9/hour job because you'd rather play Final Fantasy XI than develop a marketable skillset.

[Zeargi]

Moogle's law... Ha! It follows me everywhere I go. So many instances, so little time. But I'll use the ones I had yesterday. I woke up early to see if things had sold that I'd placed on the Auction house, before I had to leave for work. Surprise, they were returned to me... Next a fellow Blue Mage in my linkshell asked about the the Spell "White Wind." I told him that the Puks in The Boyahda Tree were the ones that used it. I quickly changed to Blue Mage and set-out with him and 2 others to learn the spell. Upon arriving with picked up a fifth member, and prepare to start fighting. Well, It was a good thing I picked up Reraise III from the book, because in my attempts to pull the Puk, I managed to aggro two of the near by crawlers instead and killed all 5 of us. *sigh* But most had reraise, and we got up and continued. But I again found the tome that was near by and got Reraise III. A few Puks later, I had to leave for work, and I missed my chance to learn this spell. Turn forward several hours, I return to find my friend still out learning spells this time it was "Water Bomb." The two of us joined up in Mamook, and made our way to the Poroggoes. Along the way Fate smiled upon me and I didn't aggro the True Sight and True Hearing Notorious Monster that I didn't see until after I passed. YAY! Maybe my luck was on the upswing. We finally get there and all is well. We start fighting and of course I'm not able to cast to many spells because I have all heavy hitters, blah!! So around the 3rd fight I switch out a few of my spells for lower level ones and unequip my swords again. Then it happens, Moogle's Law.... The stupid Poroggo charmed my friend and I'm now being pummeled by the pair. And of course, he charms him moments after I have changed spells, so no way to help myself there... And I removed my swords and reset my TP and can't use the Curing waltz. So I'm barely hitting with my fists, as Blue Mage are known for their terrible accuracy in fisticuffs when it comes Bar Brawls and I eventually die to a Tier IV spell. Still all was not lost!! I still had Reraise from this morning~!! I could get up! and so I did! Well, He was fine and so my friend pulled another, I'd help with what I could while weakened and maybe finally learn this spell. The battle started! Then I saw it the first TP Move: "Frog Song," and I knew I wasn't the target. Quickly I started to cast Dream Flower! (Ha! You Stupid I was ready for you this time!) Zeargi casts Dream Flower, Poroggo is asleep. HA! Wait, what?! 1 Crit, 2 Crits, dead... Zeargi is defeated by Leons... Defeated, I returned to my home point.

[Athein]

When you're shopping through every bazaar looking for that one particular item, and the only character online with that item has it set to 99,999,999g.

[Muse]

Moogles Law: When you plan a linkshell event. Three other linkshells will plan that event at the same time. Even if the NM, event, etc never has a linkshell doing it.

[Taint2]

When you wipe at 1%, reraise, the mob dies to DoT and you get 0 drops.

[Maliciousmisery]

A linkshell member will tell you they have a full chip set for Proto-Omega. After gathering the linkshell to fight it, they discover that the chips have already been used. Said linkshell member never discarded them...

[Deucaleon]

When fighting and NM that drops something you really need...you will D/C as you get the kill shot.

[Moonraker]

Moogle's Law: If I run out of a type of crystal while crafting I spend an hour or more bouncing from zone to zone, only to find every other type of weather but the one I need for clusters. So I return home with a bunch of stuff i didn't need and still have to buy the crystals off the AH.

[Akashimo]

HNM Laws
When fighting Khimaira, it will always use Mists when you have 98% TP.
When fighting Fafnir, it only uses wings before you use a TP move.
When fighting Cerberus, someone will always miss hitting stun during Gates of Hades mode.
When fighting Genbu, Aegis Paladins always loose.
When fighting Shinryu, Twilight Mail doesn't exist.