Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Laitha]

Your random lot on an item in the treasure pool is inversely proportional to your desire for that item.

[Ridaut]

If you have hate, don't use Souleater and use a weaponskill.

- Moogle's Law.

[Cementfoot]

Moogles's Law
Your pet will come UN-charmed at the worst possible time, to have both pet and monster land critical hits thus killing you

[Escafreya]

Moogle's Law - By the time you get an invite to an Abyssea party, it's most likely already over.

[Philio]

Hvinire: When arriving at the BCNM, you've definitely forgotten your orb in storage.

Moogle Law Cont.:

When Arriving at the BCNM AFTER you have gotten your orb from storage, you trade your orb to notice you have already used this orb.

[Carrott]

Moogle Law: During a long planned boss fight, there will always be one XBOX 360 White Mage whom will crash at the start.

[Sweetbella]

You alt+tab to look at Facebook because your evasion PWNS... *Woot! The mob can't hit me!*
After posting a new "status" and chatting with your friends, you come back to the game screen only to realize that the monster's TP moves go through shadows... and you're a bit too late.

{/lazytank}

[EvilShadow]

Realizing you bought the wrong tank food.. right stats, less duration.. You wanted to buy the 3 hr food and you got the 15 min food. This wears during a Abyssea NM fight and you are a Blue mage.

[Linkzell]

When lvling BST solo, if you are within 1000exp from your next lvl, or less then 1000 exp into your next lvl., you will die and die alot. Tends to happen more if you do not have reraise, far from a city, new places, when IRL becomes important, etc.

[Raucent]

"When in Voidwatch the proc shall always be the one job you did not bring"