Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Chibi]

Moogle Law of Empirical Evidence : The amount of items dropped from Empyrean Trial NM's will always equal one greater, or less than, the amount required to complete the current trial.

[Wonderlust]

Moogle Law of Delivery Box Duldrums - Mailing yourself items is a definite time-saver- but don't blame your Moogle for holding up an alliance with last week's Voidwatch timber haul!

[Crazyalex]

When you finally make your first Relic weapon a new type of weapon pops up called Empyrean.

[Zohnax]

Build a relic, never get called to come that job to events again.

[Mischief]

When fighting any NM with multiple drops, you will always get the undesired drop, regardless of how rare. Especially if the one person who's needed it forever just logged off 5 minutes ago.

[HarryXI]

Moogle's Law:
If you spend hours putting a traditional party together, your party will make one kill before someone needs to disband.

[Shenul]

Anytime you are forced to rely on a shout group for something, it takes no less than 4 hours to get a party, then another hour for everyone to get ready because someone doesn't have the last 5 cutscenes required for the event, and then the party will wipe 2 minutes into the fight and promptly disband.

[Kysaiana]

You will always HQ a synth for which there is no HQ result for items you make for another synth. The inverse is also true.

[Rin_who]

Moogle's Law:
When making your own parties to level jobs the only people seeking will be on the same job type as you. When you need a tank there will only be healers and dd, when you need a healer there will only be tanks and dd and when you only need dd there will only be tanks and healers with their flags up.

[Tannlore]

Moogle's Law: You wait 8+ hours for an nm to spawn, have to leave for an LS event or RL and it immediately spawns after you leave.