Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Mizuharu]

If you are one of the following jobs;
Puppetmaster
Dragoon
Beastmaster
Dark Knight
Paladin
Scholar
Red Mage
Ranger
Summoner

You will be laughed at and called "a dead job." While as if you are one of the following jobs;

Warrior
Monk
Thief
White Mage
Black Mage
Bard
Samurai
Ninja
Blue Mage
Corsair
Dancer

The first mistake you make, regardless of how small it is, will cause all around you to accuse you of burning the job to be bandwagon and that you have no clue how to play it despite your playtime.

[Rekin]

If you try to pull a fomor that is separate from its friends in SW Apollyon it will instead of coming straight for you it will gather its buddies near it, who will then get their friends who will bring even more friends to beat up the offender and his friends.

[Vold]

Whenever you are in the heat of battle, down to the wire, and you have low HP, it is the LAW that the monster deliver a critical hit that just barely dishes out more damage than your HP can support.

[Setsuai]

Moogle's Law: One who uses reraise, will almost never die for the duration of its effect. Once it wears, within 5 to 10 minutes, the user will almost always die.

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. A friend levels thf and gets them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

Gack, somehow missed the 'one phrase' in the entry rules. Let's try this again, shall we?

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. It will always happen that a friend will level thf and get them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

[Cairs]

Moogles Law dictates that the more neglected your moogle feels, the more likely it is that he will "forget" to pack your gobbie bag with essential items like food or warp cudgels or echo drops.

[Savannah]

Using brew on Rani, get charmed and murder alliance.

[Drai]

You add an extra zero on that 2.4 million gil scroll of comet.

[DrAwkward]

"The probability of a player's failure to charm a mob is directly proportional to the number of like mobs within linking range and inversely proportional to player's HP."

Moogle's Law

[Keinn]

Log in hoping to play walk of echoes.. only 2 people in the zone.

[Silverware]

After spending some huge length of time gathering a group for an event and arriving at the destination, one of your key party members will suddenly remember that dentist appointment they had scheduled for the past 2 weeks and leave.