Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Generalramuh]

While doing Magian trials the weather will always end when you are shot 1 kill from completion

[Setsuai]

Moogle's Law: One who uses reraise, will almost never die for the duration of its effect. Once it wears, within 5 to 10 minutes, the user will almost always die.

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. A friend levels thf and gets them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

[Arris]

You spend 15-20 seconds using every Job Ability you have before a WeaponSkill, and then "The ___ is too far away." =(

[Amael]

The chance of Misstargeting a Tell is directly proportional to how embarrassing/private/personal the Tell is.

[Orinjina]

that cute little mithra that you've been helping do quests and missions, who always responds with ^^ and :3 in their tells, always ends up being a guy.

[Ohji_Lunartail]

hit a critical dmg on a wepeonskill, end up healing mob for twice as much.

[Theytak]

A lesson passed down from adventurer to adventurer from ages' past, the Moogle's Law;

No matter how many jobs you've leveled, no matter how many hours of play time you have, not matter how amazing your gear is, no matter how many members are in your alliance, no matter how many gods you've slain, no matter how times you've averted the apocalypse, somewhere on vana'diel, you will absolutely always be able to encounter a bunny able to kill you as effortlessly as the Citizens of Vana'diel forget who you are.

[Sharnak]

Moogle’s Law : Vana's Auction House Ironic Rule!

- All news item that put in AH will start with crazy price, and still have some one crazy enough to buy it just for to record as first list.
- If you camp AH for something it's will never have someone put it on sell, but after you turn back to do some events and back it's will already put in and buy by someone.
- if you buy something when the time you see it's already cheap tmw it's will become cheaper and cheaper.
- If you find something that you think it's so cheap to buy on AH and you feel how lucky you can buy it, It's always happen that you make wrong bid form dozen to just single of them, or you just bid on wrong item neither you just put thousand gils instead of hundred.
- If you want to buy something on the price that you think it's reasonable, it's always hard to find ppl sell, but after you sleep and wake, it's become that got that price sold on history and now it's price go up craziness.
- If you do wrong bids on something that must be ten-thousand but you pay mils form it, You will hope that ppl who sell it will be JPs, since you will have some chance to get overprice gils back in del.box tmw.

Just Fact!

[Sharnak]

The thing you just buy form AH and you think it's godly, after you try it you will found it's just very little boost up yourself, but you still think it's nice to have it, even sometime you feel regret for your gils.

[Nervosa]

Moogle’s Law: Lost lot on E.Body, break alliance.