Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Kyokaku]

Moogle's Law: You call a GM to report a glitch, and the response will always be, "It's working as intended."

[scaevola]

You will graduate from college and get a $9/hour job because you'd rather play Final Fantasy XI than develop a marketable skillset.

[Muse]

Moogles Law: When you plan a linkshell event. Three other linkshells will plan that event at the same time. Even if the NM, event, etc never has a linkshell doing it.

[Taint2]

When you wipe at 1%, reraise, the mob dies to DoT and you get 0 drops.

[Moonraker]

Moogle's Law: If I run out of a type of crystal while crafting I spend an hour or more bouncing from zone to zone, only to find every other type of weather but the one I need for clusters. So I return home with a bunch of stuff i didn't need and still have to buy the crystals off the AH.

[Valonquar]

Any time you are soloing a particularly difficult and accurate notorious monster on /nin, as it is down to it's last 5% health, you will run out of shihei and need to get more from your toolbag. Invariably this toolbag will be in your mog locker, which you have not auto-sorted in weeks.

You will always run out of HP approximately 3 seconds before petrify would have worn off.

One leg on every beetle MUST have a broken foot.

[Hakkuro]

Moogle's Law, as stipulated in the Charter of Dynamis:
The sacrifice of Tarutaru Black Mages is directly proportional to the drop rate of Relic Armor.
The drop rate is further increased if these brave Tarutarus /panic and /dance before their eventual demise at the hands of a well-timed Firaga III.

[KyaShiva]

Sneak/Invis pots are great til they wear off in the middle of lvl sensitive aggro mobs and u end up leading the whole of Ghelsba Outpost in a chase to save your life.

[Fenrirs_Takumi]

Everytime You are Sure you will succeed... you fail... and when YOU are sure to fail... you succeed..

[Birdkiller]

When conversing privately with others, you are always going to accidentally send the most embarrassing sentence of your conversation into your linkshell chat!