Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Alerith]

When you have an ability that could save you or your group, Paralyze WILL prevent it from happening.

[Zinato]

Moogle's Log Stardate....Wait a sec. ahem*

Moogle's Law - The one day you need an alarm to wake up on time for HNM window will be the one and only time your alarm doesn't go off.

I'd also like to thank the moogles, as no one is more dedicated to upholding the law as moogles are upholding their law.

[Dmhlucky]

After 3 days of farming a Carbuncle's Ruby, as friend will come out to help and get drop on the first kill. ~ There is a reason they call me "Lucky"

[Glamdring]

not my entry, and I've seen it elsewhere, but my Linkshell's motto has always been: "No matter how tough you are, there's always a rabbit that can kick your ass!"

my entry: in a pick-up group, the closer you are to death, the more likely the healer goes AFK to check their facebook/twitter/text messages, etc.

alternate: the worse the timing, the more likely the lag spike

[FENN]

YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR RERAISE HAS WORN OFF AND WHEN YOU JUST ABOUT GET NEW RERAISE BACK UP YOU GET KILLED

[XXXLBUCK]

While Camping Worms in Abyssea - La Theine, Megamaw Mikey pops every 15 minutes and Stonega IV's 8 people, killing 4 immediately...

[Bakitoo]

Every time you try to <Run Away!>, there's a Galka in the doorway...

[Bakitoo]

When rushing to a fight, the slow-walking NPC will always spawn right in front of you

[Saenomo]

Moogle's Law: Whenever Professor Shantotto offers you a job to help her, you will most likely end up dead and usually by her hand. However, telling her you can't would most likely lead to you definitely being dead and always by her hand.

[Draylo]

Position yourself to auto-run in the direction to your destination while you get a drink, come back stuck behind a bush or pebble not far from where you left.