Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[chkeja-m]

When unlocking Summoner, you will spend many hours getting the Ruby to drop and even more hours trying to find Fire weather. Once you have Summoner unlocked, you will get the Ruby off the first leach you kill while Fire weather is merrily burning around you and every other zone you just crossed.

[Savlyn]

Regardless of how high a level you are, there is always a cuddly rabbit that can kill you.

[HidariCenta]

Put your /invite flag up, don't get a party for hours on end. The minute you go afk for ANYTHING, you'll get a tell asking if you need a party. When you get back and reply, you find that the party is full.

Moogle's Law for NA players since 2004.

[Loraley]

Moogle's HQ Synth Law: after spending 3 hours crossing every region of the map looking for obscure items to craft your guild item, you accidentally HQ it, which the guild denies.

(True story! >.< Also, I didn't read pages 12-31, so I hope this isn't a repeat. Great submissions thus far!)

[Raka]

After several months of killing Behemoth and King Behemoth, your time comes to get a Defending Ring, you will surely forget to: Make space in your inventory instead of 79/80 and pass the unlotted/wanted junk items that will fill your inventory up before seeing your Defending Ring hit the ground.

-Moogle's Law

[Phetty]

Blue Mage uses Chain Affinity... Entire Party Weaponskills before Blu skillchains, or Blu uses Chain Affinity/Efflux... Monsters starts casting -ga3 and makes you use Chain Affinity/Efflux on Headbutt.
Or my personal favorite, Riftwood Pyxis... Log, Log, Ore, Lolelixir, Ingot.

[Coronos]

No matter where you are in Vana'diel, there is always a rabbit that is stronger than you.

[Ruikia]

Moogle's Law Entry:

Auto-follow someone to afk for a bit. Come back to find yourself stuck right where you left off.

[Fobby]

when attempting an hq with only enough for one synth, you will break and lose everything

[VoiceMemo]

Moogle's Law: Sneak and Invisible will ALWAYS wear off at the worst possible moment.