Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Punchus]

Enter Abyssea-Attohwa, Obtain status, atma and cruor buffs. Use the Vertical Conflux only to realize that you instead use the Maw and exit.

[Ozment]

Annoygro: A form of aggro in which mobs that are too weak will still step in your path to slow you down.

[PandyTwi]

as a level 60 thf, I was bored and had never seen a wyrm before. So I went to go see Vrtra for the first time ever. After mindlessly running around down there and finding her, I run up to try and mug her for a small handout of gil and a bit of excitement. Mug failed so I popped Perfect Dodge and proceeded to use a warp scroll. Here's where Moogle's Law comes into play. A nearby ghost was not amused at my antics and casted sleep on me right before the warp scroll was about to go off. Needless to say, I got eated by miss Vrtra D:

[Avina]

Any Ninja main or user of a ninja sub always knows...

After your last shadow is down, the mob will never miss.

[MelodyJD]

Moogle Law States: The item will always drop when you do not need it, but never when you actually do!

[Elensar]

If an airship is already docked when you arrive at the port it will always leave just as you are about to step on to it regardless of whether you have flee or movement speed gear.

If you disconnect on an airship no matter how quickly you log back intop the game you will always be traveling in the wrong direction and back to where you started.

Whenever a flawless party was about to disband after a fantastic exp session and you decided to kill one more mob for the road the party would wipe for no reason as if a GM had suddenly possessed your last kill.

[Lokixak]

You're in a hurry and late for an LS event. You leave your Mog house after you're all set. You start running off but you know it's coming... after all it's a power greater than you. As you approach the place the fate you feel a chill down your spine, hands sweating and shaking... You look left, then right. It looks safe somehow, for now... But as you pass through Port Bastok's bridge you hear the dreaded scream... Latifah: Incoming Ship! Everyone off the bridge!

Moogle's Law~

[Necromage]

The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is odd.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is 2, 3, or 4.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is 3.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the second digit is 5, 6, or 7.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the second digit is odd.

Necromage failed in opening the lock.
The correct combination was 35.

/rage

[Samusaki]

When needing 1 more AF+3 seal, the seal will not drop until the 2nd to last trigger is used. After final seal is obtained, 3-4 will drop on final trigger and/or any other triggers that are farmed up afterwards. Variations of this rule also applies to dynamis and salvage.

[Djcarlosii]

Trying to time the boss's AoE hoping to reraise up does not end well... ever.