Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Jinne]

Moogle's Law States: That lovely lady adventurer you've been consorting with, spending your hard-earned Gil on and devoting your time to, turns out not to be a lady at all... Oh my!

Moogles always use discretion, so should adventurers.

[Almsy]

The moment you drop an item to free up your inventory, you will ALWAYS find out you need it.

[Ralos]

When you buy an item for 2 million gil, the next update will include a new better item, so the one you just bought drops down to 10k market price.

[Chilloa]

If you call your Adventuring Fellow, all of a sudden every single mob has an AoE TP move that can one shot them.

[ShadowViper]

Gandalf's Clause: YOU... SHALL NOT HAVE!!

Description: An encompassing reason why you will never obtain that rare item because;

Item drops but:

• You DC
• You're D2'd
• You're Kicked
• Your party leader dissolves from alliance
• You're always out lotted
• You become a victim of a Ninja lot
• You deserve the lot so everyone passes... cept the player there for their first run who then suddenly afks after outlotting you
• You're told to pass cause you have the winning lot and now the ls leader informs you there is a minimal run requirement
• You're told to pass because you took a short break from game resetting your rights to the item even though the ls doesn't hold R/L against you
• Your ls leader shows up to "help" you then demands the item
• You're dual boxing and accidently lotted on the wrong toon
• Your second account recieved it in Voidwatch even though it will never be able to use the item
• You timed out of dynamis
• You passed with everyone else
• You can't find anyone to craft the item into something usable
• You only had one spot in inventory and that crystal or some other junk fell to you before the item
• Your server was shut down for emergency or normal maintenance

You're next for the item but:

• Ls leader gives his buddy who just joined the shell the item
• Ls leader decided he may level a job that will use it in the future
• Ls changes loot system
• Ls uses a percent system based on how many events you attend versus number events giving the guy who is at 100% attendance for single digit number of events rights over your 75% attendance with over 150 attendanded events
• Ls uses database thats wasn't updated correctly
• ls holds the mediocre FL item you lotted last week against you
• ls lost members and is no longer able to kill the mob
• Ls no longer does that event
• Ls merges
• Ls breaks
• Server merges

[Quetzacoatl]

Your party triggers Blue Weakness on Shinryu, but the player who volunteered to use a Primeval Brew on him gets doomed.

[Shibayama]

If you've been doing Einherjar for a year, long enough to earn the Balhran's Eyepatch requirement of a mythic, your leader will definately break the shell just when it's finally your turn to get your Aquarian Abjuration: Body.



*sobs*

[Zerila]

Moogle's law: The likelihood of an NM triggering an AoE damage ability is directly in proportion to how close you are when you are raised.

[Teluric]

Your out in the middle of nowhere...alone, and just defeated a mob, but Paralyze is still on you... Decide to pop the warp scroll... Paralyzed...Now your walking...

Moogles law...

[Kaida]

Spend a year gettign relic, Never play that job again.