Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Faule]

You hit your 50th hour farming a brown casket item, only to have your linkshell mate drop by the zone for support and get the exact item in their first brown casket.
~Moogle's Law~

[tendo64]

Submission
Moogle's Law: The Wind Maneuver will always wear just in time to make your Automaton use Arcuballista.

Extras
Moogle's Law: Your Healing Waltz/Paralyna will always succeed at healing someone else's Paralysis. It will always fail to heal your own.
Moogle's Law: The Automaton will always be at 99% HP when you really need to Reactivate it for a lifesaving Cure VI.
Moogle's Law: While waiting for a Raise from a Campaign NPC, the {{Mega Boss}} will always aggro the NPC during its casting.
Moogle's Law: The 13th bottle of Oil+2 was the one you really needed.

[Arcalimo]

Even if you have 80% evasion rate on anything, the moment your hp goes red, the next hit will always kill you.
(I have yet to see this not happening <.<, you are fighting a mob and not even getting touch in all the fight, a tp move drops you to double digit hp and wipes shadows, and the next hit is 100% accurate, or i am just very unlucky :x)

[Iceni]

Moogle's Old School Law:
You will DC just before an epic Besieged or Campaign thus wasting your time and losing all points for that battle.

[Tile]

After using Hasso, Sekkanoki, and Sengikori. Your second weaponskill will miss.

[Kyrial]

Mobs will always become blind once they've slept you... only to save up all their accuracy for when you are trying to put up shadows.

[Nefertiri]

Moogle's Law of Corsair Despair(ation).

One shall always roll double 6s the more desperately they are needed.

The chance for another double 6 rises when you Fold and try again.

[abbazabba]

Your white mage mule gets all the void watch items you want with out turning in cells.

[abbazabba]

Your white mage mule gets all the void watch items you want with out turning in cells.

Moogle's law of mules

[Kaiichi]

Moogle's Law states; When in Nyzle Isle and about ready to clear, 1 of 6 party members will select to advance to the next floor insted of exiting.