Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Ninian]

If you pop a NM on WHM, your tank will Mijin Gakure instead of using Provoke.

[Lazytaichou]

Using a Primeval Brew and then realizing you're paralyzed, thus you've lost the Brew! >_<

[Rekin]

If you try to pull a fomor that is separate from its friends in SW Apollyon it will instead of coming straight for you it will gather its buddies near it, who will then get their friends who will bring even more friends to beat up the offender and his friends.

[Silverware]

After spending some huge length of time gathering a group for an event and arriving at the destination, one of your key party members will suddenly remember that dentist appointment they had scheduled for the past 2 weeks and leave.

[Robmelee]

When you help that special friend on there "Carabosse" run, everyone in our 3-man party immediately passes the Carabosse's gems including the special friend that was here for them. The carabosse's gems then hits the floor. The excuse was... "I'm so use to passing them, I forgot they were for me this time" >.> Moogle's Law!

[Maliciousmisery]

A linkshell member will tell you they have a full chip set for Proto-Omega. After gathering the linkshell to fight it, they discover that the chips have already been used. Said linkshell member never discarded them...

[rainbird]

You teleport before the item you came for dropped from the treasure pool.

[Gukai]

You spend 3 years attaining a Relic or complete Salvage armor piece and SE releases something equal/better that people can get in a week and spend 1/100000000 of what you spent.

[Akashimo]

HNM Laws
When fighting Khimaira, it will always use Mists when you have 98% TP.
When fighting Fafnir, it only uses wings before you use a TP move.
When fighting Cerberus, someone will always miss hitting stun during Gates of Hades mode.
When fighting Genbu, Aegis Paladins always loose.
When fighting Shinryu, Twilight Mail doesn't exist.

[Tommykun]

When fighting Kaggen, one BLM will AFK, DC or simply ask "Why should I stun?" right before Kaggen begins spamming Death Prophet.