Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Mizuharu]

If you are one of the following jobs;
Puppetmaster
Dragoon
Beastmaster
Dark Knight
Paladin
Scholar
Red Mage
Ranger
Summoner

You will be laughed at and called "a dead job." While as if you are one of the following jobs;

Warrior
Monk
Thief
White Mage
Black Mage
Bard
Samurai
Ninja
Blue Mage
Corsair
Dancer

The first mistake you make, regardless of how small it is, will cause all around you to accuse you of burning the job to be bandwagon and that you have no clue how to play it despite your playtime.

[Vold]

Whenever you are in the heat of battle, down to the wire, and you have low HP, it is the LAW that the monster deliver a critical hit that just barely dishes out more damage than your HP can support.

[Cairs]

Moogles Law dictates that the more neglected your moogle feels, the more likely it is that he will "forget" to pack your gobbie bag with essential items like food or warp cudgels or echo drops.

[Savannah]

Using brew on Rani, get charmed and murder alliance.

[Drai]

You add an extra zero on that 2.4 million gil scroll of comet.

[DrAwkward]

"The probability of a player's failure to charm a mob is directly proportional to the number of like mobs within linking range and inversely proportional to player's HP."

Moogle's Law

[Keinn]

Log in hoping to play walk of echoes.. only 2 people in the zone.

[wyattdoc]

Spend 4 Hrs camping a mob with not a soul in the area get up to grab a drink and be gone 30 seconds only to come back to a dead nm. Score

[wyattdoc]

Spend 4 Hrs camping a mob with not a soul in the area get up to grab a drink and be gone 30 seconds only to come back to a dead NM. Score

[Ciecle]

Prior to the update:

Everyone waiting at the pop spot for kirin, and you're the last to get there. It takes you 15 tries to get there because of the portal.