Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Setsuai]

Moogle's Law: One who uses reraise, will almost never die for the duration of its effect. Once it wears, within 5 to 10 minutes, the user will almost always die.

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. A friend levels thf and gets them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

[Arris]

You spend 15-20 seconds using every Job Ability you have before a WeaponSkill, and then "The ___ is too far away." =(

[Setsuai]

Moogle's Law: One who uses reraise, will almost never die for the duration of its effect. Once it wears, within 5 to 10 minutes, the user will almost always die.

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. A friend levels thf and gets them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

Gack, somehow missed the 'one phrase' in the entry rules. Let's try this again, shall we?

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. It will always happen that a friend will level thf and get them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

[Razorback]

When casting lots for an item against another person, you lot low. Casting lots when its an item just for you and you lot high....Moogle's Law :/

[Bedrin]

Finding out the proc before popping a Primevil Brew. After finding out proc, Popping the brew on MNK and you realize its WHM you need for Hexa Strike, which the WHM does not have, lack of skills. <.>! THF just /staggers, Blame THF for the item not dropping before procing "Blue !!" <.> Hahaha!

[Dreirael]

You lot an item and get a high number, only to be outlotted by a person winning by 1

[Zaknafein]

Whenever a LSmate asks for me to come proc something in abyssea I rush out with good intentions, but the maw blackscreens my Ps3. Seeing as Cavernous Maws, Runic Portals, Einherjar, Besieged, Op & WG warp npcs, and Storyline cut scenes are a 50/50 proposition at best when using it.

[Mokatu]

When a white mage forgets to reraise before an important event, and nobody else is capable of raising.

[Oddwaffle]

Someone always undercut you when you need to sell something on the auction house. They inflate the price when you need to buy something.

[Sebi]

Being under level 10 and praying that poison wears off before you die. It never does. Except that one time you got left with 1HP.