Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[killacalli]

the yellow proc for your last +2 item is blumage light spell , and of course the blu in your party is the only one on server with out this spell

[wyattdoc]

lmao so true

[betsyjean79]

You actually beat Hakutaku with a full party of 75's, only to be warp 2'ed before it falls in your inventory.

[Novowels]

Finally complete a relic weapon, then miss the first weaponskill you use while showing it off.

[Ozment]

Annoygro: A form of aggro in which mobs that are too weak will still step in your path to slow you down.

[PandyTwi]

as a level 60 thf, I was bored and had never seen a wyrm before. So I went to go see Vrtra for the first time ever. After mindlessly running around down there and finding her, I run up to try and mug her for a small handout of gil and a bit of excitement. Mug failed so I popped Perfect Dodge and proceeded to use a warp scroll. Here's where Moogle's Law comes into play. A nearby ghost was not amused at my antics and casted sleep on me right before the warp scroll was about to go off. Needless to say, I got eated by miss Vrtra D:

[Kensagaku]

Moogle's Law: When on bard, people scatter the moment you start singing. Am I really that bad? D:

[Jinne]

Moogle's Law States: That lovely lady adventurer you've been consorting with, spending your hard-earned Gil on and devoting your time to, turns out not to be a lady at all... Oh my!

Moogles always use discretion, so should adventurers.

[Jaydn]

Moogle's Law: Anytime I was soloing BST or BLM and my reraise wore, if I didn't immediately put it back up I would die on the very next mob.

[Avina]

Any Ninja main or user of a ninja sub always knows...

After your last shadow is down, the mob will never miss.