Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Zeargi]

Moogle's law... Ha! It follows me everywhere I go. So many instances, so little time. But I'll use the ones I had yesterday. I woke up early to see if things had sold that I'd placed on the Auction house, before I had to leave for work. Surprise, they were returned to me... Next a fellow Blue Mage in my linkshell asked about the the Spell "White Wind." I told him that the Puks in The Boyahda Tree were the ones that used it. I quickly changed to Blue Mage and set-out with him and 2 others to learn the spell. Upon arriving with picked up a fifth member, and prepare to start fighting. Well, It was a good thing I picked up Reraise III from the book, because in my attempts to pull the Puk, I managed to aggro two of the near by crawlers instead and killed all 5 of us. *sigh* But most had reraise, and we got up and continued. But I again found the tome that was near by and got Reraise III. A few Puks later, I had to leave for work, and I missed my chance to learn this spell. Turn forward several hours, I return to find my friend still out learning spells this time it was "Water Bomb." The two of us joined up in Mamook, and made our way to the Poroggoes. Along the way Fate smiled upon me and I didn't aggro the True Sight and True Hearing Notorious Monster that I didn't see until after I passed. YAY! Maybe my luck was on the upswing. We finally get there and all is well. We start fighting and of course I'm not able to cast to many spells because I have all heavy hitters, blah!! So around the 3rd fight I switch out a few of my spells for lower level ones and unequip my swords again. Then it happens, Moogle's Law.... The stupid Poroggo charmed my friend and I'm now being pummeled by the pair. And of course, he charms him moments after I have changed spells, so no way to help myself there... And I removed my swords and reset my TP and can't use the Curing waltz. So I'm barely hitting with my fists, as Blue Mage are known for their terrible accuracy in fisticuffs when it comes Bar Brawls and I eventually die to a Tier IV spell. Still all was not lost!! I still had Reraise from this morning~!! I could get up! and so I did! Well, He was fine and so my friend pulled another, I'd help with what I could while weakened and maybe finally learn this spell. The battle started! Then I saw it the first TP Move: "Frog Song," and I knew I wasn't the target. Quickly I started to cast Dream Flower! (Ha! You Stupid I was ready for you this time!) Zeargi casts Dream Flower, Poroggo is asleep. HA! Wait, what?! 1 Crit, 2 Crits, dead... Zeargi is defeated by Leons... Defeated, I returned to my home point.

[James15101]

When tanking a mob and you are down to your last shadow on Utsusemi: Ni , you start casting Utsusemi: Ichi only to have the mob double attack and interrupt your casting.

[Veloxe]

Moogle's Law- If moving while weakened, weakness will inevitably wear off in the middle of blood aggro.

[FENN]

YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR RERAISE HAS WORN OFF AND WHEN YOU JUST ABOUT GET NEW RERAISE BACK UP YOU GET KILLED

[Seyrenne]

Moogle's Law

Get 100% TP. Use all your damage buffs. PREPARE TO UNLEASH THE FURY!
Mob uses Perfect Dodge.

[Prophets]

Moogle's Law: Item on AH for over price for try for weeks to get it.. give up and finally buy it off someone who price hiked; Price drops. /rage

[magnuss]

Finally manage to make 10 desperatly needed spaces in mog house to have some room, Square announces next Bonanza and to get your marbles now. Moogle's law there goes my space.

[Xarxsis]

Every time you want to engage a target monster not near anything that will link with it, it will run away from you for the next 20 seconds and you'll finally strike it the moment it has multiple friends in range that come over and help it smash your face in.

[Assassln]

You finally decide to put an item up in the auction house, due to its high value. You check back in a few days to find not only has your item not sold, but the value has dropped by 20%. That's "Moogle’s Law."

[Rinpu]

Moogle's Law:

"When you are actively hunting something, no matter how common it is supposed to be, it will suddenly become elusive."