Dear Pup Community can I have an Apology?

[Daniel_Hatcher]

Wow, really! How sad!

[Dfoley]

Really shouldn't feed the trolls Theytak. You will spoile their appetite and then the DRK threads wont be as emo today.

[Soranika]

It's really hard for DRKs not to be emo... just saying.

[SpankWustler]

Dear Puppetmaster Community, may I have a taco?

My reasoning is that I skipped dinner last night as well as breakfast this morning, and thus I'm feeling more than a little peckish.

[Ihnako]

You forgot one. Anger, Porn, and people being wrong.

What's wrong about porn?
Every time my automaton overloads a new one got released ;p

[Kristal]

I coined the term "pupdate"*. Can I have a cookie now?

* If others used it before me, I'm not aware of them, nor do I wish to be notified of such.

[Theytak]

Really shouldn't feed the trolls Theytak. You will spoile their appetite and then the DRK threads wont be as emo today.

but it's so much fun ; ;

Dear Puppetmaster Community, may I have a taco?

My reasoning is that I skipped dinner last night as well as breakfast this morning, and thus I'm feeling more than a little peckish.

yes you may.

What's wrong about porn?
Every time my automaton overloads a new one got released ;p

There's nothing wrong with porn, it's that "somebody is WRONG on the internet!!!"

I coined the term "pupdate"*. Can I have a cookie now?

* If others used it before me, I'm not aware of them, nor do I wish to be notified of such.

I coined it, punk, back off.

[Puck]

"I WAS RIGHT, YOU WERE WRONG! SAY SORRY YOU PUNKS!"
"but you weren't right...."
"LOL, I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY, GOD"
"ok buddy."

I believe that's the Herman Cain method.
"What, you didn't like what I said? I was totally joking... unless you guys like what I said. In which case I'm totally serious."

[Kristal]

I coined it, punk, back off.

March 15, 2007
Get off my lawn, you scoundrel!

[Wolfandre]

LOL we know you failed at school...I just actually read your post lol sorry bud but I don't speak "Homeless"

I 'Like'd your post because you have made me aware of the fact that not only are the homeless high school drop-outs, but once a person loses their home, they immediately begin speaking another language.

Also, I at least try to implement some MLA rules into my posts. I'll swap servers and give you 1,000,000,000 gil if you can honestly tell me you knew what that was without looking it up. Let's take it apart, shall we?

'LOL' isn't a word, nor does it constitute as the capitilization of the sentence. Improper use of elipses. No period to signify the end of the first sentence. There's that pesky 'lol' again. Didn't capitalize again. No commas for using a nickname. 'Homeless' is improperly quoted, unless you're talking about a book entitled "Homeless." That word shouldn't be capilatized, also. And, again, no punctuation.

However, I commend you for capitalizing 'I' and using an apostrophy.

So, I guess it really comes down to this: Sorry, bud, but I don't speak 'Twelve year old.'

Disclaimer: I'm aware that my list doesn't follow any sort of rules. It's moreso just that: a list. Take it for what it is, English professors.