Quote Originally Posted by Theytak View Post
Schs: "Please give us Haste, we really need it."
Rdms: "I wanna play pink mage again! gimme Cure V!"
Schs: "I wanna be useful for healing again, gimme Cure V too!!"

SE: "Ok, we'll give Cure V, VI, AND haste to another job besides whm!"

Schs&Rdms: "WOOOHOOOOO!!!!"

*SE adjusts stuff*

Pup: "Oh nice, my cure V and VI are now down to a 4 second recast as opposed to 30, and my puppet can hasteme and my party now!!"

SE: *trollface*

Note: This post is meant to be entirely satirical and does not in any way reflect my opinions on whether schs and rdms should or should not receive access to Cure V and/or haste (in the case of sch).
Excellent post. I laughed quite hard at that.