A petition to change Red Mage to Rad Mage, and give out an Artifact Skateboard to every RDM of sufficient level. We would trade our defensive magic for the power of '90s slang and fashion, and our offensive magic would be restricted to the following spells:
- Vanilla Ice I - II - III* - IV*
- Don't Copy That Floppy
- Stop (Hammer Time)
*Grellow Procs
JA:
- The Macarena (Merit Ability)
Our 2hour would change to the first live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Not, like, a reference to it; it would be the whole movie.
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