Imperfect Dodge-

"In response to perfect dodge doing nothing to dodge ranged attacks, here's something that dodges ONLY ranged attacks!"

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"This does more or less what it says on the tin. A senior developer's wife left him last Thursday, and we're taking it out on you. We hate you so much."

Thinking positively for a brief moment, literally anything that's used for damage would be nice. Maybe something that increases critical hit damage by 100% for 60 seconds; since that would stack well with Sneak Attack/Trick Attack and focus on critical hits while not being just another Mighty Strikes.