This is not an idea. It is doable! Simply bring the items to me and I'll accompany you to the battlefield, after confirmation.
All battles take place at: Abdhaljs Isle-Purgonorgo, via Player Versus Player/Ballista format.
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Ahem. . .
These Scrolls of Comet and a scrolls of Temper, I really have no use for them.
All of this stupid paper and nothing useful like a Flawless Ribbon, or a ring with +7 resist silence.
No Magic attack bonus socks, or a single scroll of Fire IV I can comprehend. . .
It's total garbage. . .
. . .
Oh, you want them? . . .
I see, I see . . . Hmm.
I have no use for these silly things as their esoteric scribblings beyond me anyway, so I'll part with them for a price.
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Defeat me in visceral Combat!
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Urteil's Confirmation (Conversation): Obtained by having a conversation via /tell with the self styled Knight himself, who can often be found loafing around Ru'Lude Gardens and Port Jeuno.
All other items required to enter the battlefield are easily obtainable for pennies, from the AH or vendors.
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Battlefield: Malicious Despot
Items required for entry: Black Chocobo Feather, Urteil's Confirmation
Area: Abdhaljs Isle-Purgonorgo
Lv. Uncap
Battlefield Limit: 1 hour, buffs don't wear upon entry, TP resets between and before rounds.
Party Limit: 1
Vs. Listless Urteil x1 (95 Dark Knight/47 Scholar)
No items.
No food.
First to three kills.
Reward:
150,000g Steal and Mug are unable to collect gil from this NM.
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Battlefield: Auspicious Dictator
Items required for entry: Scarlet Ribbon, Urteil's Confirmation
Area: Abdhaljs Isle-Purgonorgo.
Lv. Uncap
Battlefield Limit: 1 hour, buffs don't wear upon entry, TP resets between and before rounds.
Party Limit: 1
Vs. Restless Urteil x1 (95 Dark Knight/47 Scholar)
No items.
No food.
First to three kills.
Reward:
Scroll of Temper (100%)
75,000g (100%)
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Battlefield: Vindictive Tyrant
Items Required for Entry: Konigskuchen, Wizard Cookie, Urteil's Confirmation
Area: Abdhaljs Isle-Purgonorgo.
Lv. Uncap
Battlefield Limit: 1 hour, buffs don't wear upon entry, TP resets between and before rounds.
Party Limit: 1
Vs. König Urteil x1 (95 Dark Knight/???)
No items.
No food.
First to three kills.
Reward:
Scroll of Comet and Thunder V (100%)
110,000g
Dark Knight King's Jaw (Mule Signed Item) (100%)
If only I had an Uberkuchen . . .I would be so happy, I think I would lose all my fighting spirit . . .
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Bring spectators, this Battlefield is unique in that people outside the engaged party may observe, however they may not interfere.
Video recording encouraged, bring yo wife and bring yo kids.
I'll be in game.
*Edited for typos and what not, 10/18/2011