Quote Originally Posted by SpankWustler View Post
This sentence gives me an amazing mental image. A dozen of the worst melee imaginable are gathered around a gigantic potato, breaking their cheap plastic spoons against it's rough and rustic skin. Suddenly, someone appears with an Empyrean Potato Masher and Atma of the Malevolent Masher. He uses "Smashed Potatoes with Chives" which lays waste to the villainous but delicious root vegetable.

Everyone single one of those horrible melee cry out in fury and anguish, "RUUUUUUBY LIIIIIIGHT!!!"
Only acceptable image if said melee are wearing full pink at 90 and not swapping gear.