Quote Originally Posted by TybudX View Post
Abyssea exp alliances suck because 94.4% of the people in them aren't smart enough to kill a potato.
This sentence gives me an amazing mental image. A dozen of the worst melee imaginable are gathered around a gigantic potato, breaking their cheap plastic spoons against it's rough and rustic skin. Suddenly, someone appears with an Empyrean Potato Masher and Atma of the Malevolent Masher. He uses "Smashed Potatoes with Chives" which lays waste to the villainous but delicious root vegetable.

Everyone single one of those horrible melee cry out in fury and anguish, "RUUUUUUBY LIIIIIIGHT!!!"