FFXI does have happy endings, Just not for THF.
No sir, Not for us, Thanks to Placebo Hunter.
FFXI does have happy endings, Just not for THF.
No sir, Not for us, Thanks to Placebo Hunter.
Having saved the day, Krabnuckle is riding off into the sunset on his white chocobo. As he rides into the sunset, a small town is thankful for his valiant efforts and a woman has promised to wait for him. Evil has been vanquished and good has triumphed.
Suddenly, a robotic pterodactyl that shoots lasers out of it's eyes and ears and nose spots Krabnuckle's Raider's Bonnet +2. It swoops down and kills him. Then it kills everyone in the small town. Then it kills the woman. It kills her twice.
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