Cid's Teeth

[Zyeriis]

Thanks thread, I had sealed the memories of those horrid teeth away. Not going to sleep tonight, guarantee it *chugs a soda*

[Octaviane]

I roared laughing at this thread. Cid's teeth are undeniably the scariest thing in Van a'Diel. Maybe he used wooden parts from his airship to fashion them, who knows. Metalworks needs to have a Dentist's Office......or a movie set, those teeth would make a great horror movie!

[Zyeriis]

I roared laughing at this thread. Cid's teeth are undeniably the scariest thing in Van a'Diel. Maybe he used wooden parts from his airship to fashion them, who knows. Metalworks needs to have a Dentist's Office......or a movie set, those teeth would make a great horror movie!

Oh god, now you're making me think he fashioned the airships FROM his teeth. Oh dear lord, I've been flying around Vanadiel on the babies of his teeth all this time !? ieouagbrsupbsucfbvsr

[GlobalVariable]

Ookay, I don't think I will be able to sleep peacefully tonight.

Mission accomplished.

Oh god, now you're making me think he fashioned the airships FROM his teeth. Oh dear lord, I've been flying around Vanadiel on the babies of his teeth all this time !? ieouagbrsupbsucfbvsr

Na they aren't babies. See Cid's mouth is like a sharks, or a Goobues, the teeth grow back when lost. Each weekend his assistant helps harvest his mighty choppers to make airship parts with.




Dun Dun DUN Dun DUN but unknown to Bastok cid can psychically control his teeth after removal, and is amassing his airship fleet to RULE THE WORLD!

[Yawn]

His mouth always resembled a nutcracker doll, to me. I ma more horrified by the split in hie pants... So many close-ups /shudder. Please, SE, have him invest in some underwear.

[Zyeriis]

Mission accomplished.Na they aren't babies. See Cid's mouth is like a sharks, or a Goobues, the teeth grow back when lost. Each weekend his assistant helps harvest his mighty choppers to make airship parts with.

Dun Dun DUN Dun DUN but unknown to Bastok cid can psychically control his teeth after removal, and is amassing his airship fleet to RULE THE WORLD!

Explains how he got that airship together so fast in CoP to fly you to Al'Taeiu. *shivers and is scarred for life*

[GlobalVariable]

On a more serious note, if they do alter cids mouth (face model), I want a Holloween mask helmet that makes me look like I have cid's head and his old mouth when the next Halloween event comes around. It'd be perfect for scaring taru children off my mog house porch while threatening to make tarukabobs.

[Atomic_Skull]

Cid has a split in his crotch too.

[Shakuzen]

Seriously, this is the absolute biggest problem in the game.

LOOK AT HIS MOUTH. JUST LOOK AT IT. To see him masticate is to know the end times are upon us. Gaze, and realize fear as you knew it before was a phantom of the true terror that exists in our fair world: the terror of Bastok's lackluster dental hygienists.

Is there something wrong with his model? Or is it actually intended to haunt my nightmares? Perhaps Cid engineered his teeth himself, carved from the decayed mechanical corpse of an Orcish Warmachine, to intimate his subordinates. Or maybe his teeth are a symbiotic alien, the advance troops of a race of eldrich abominations from beyond the stars. Whatever the case, It's bad. Earth-shatteringly, reality-crushingly bad.

Oh god. I can HEAR THEM. THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND BUT I CAN HEAR THEM, BEHIND ME, READY TO STRIKE

My stomache hurts. Please, no more! >.< If I don't stop laughing I am actually going to die.

[Richard]

i fucking lol'd hard i remember commenting while doing bastok rank missions to my linkshell.. "Why is it that Cid is the only person in Vana'diel with teeth?" LOL wow you are my hero