Mog house Stories

[Lordscyon]

There was a tarutaru a goblin and a moogle but that story begin later in the story.

One day there was a tarutaru that arrive too the city of bastok with a bag full of taru food that will last
him a decade! but the tarutaru had no where too go no where too stay but then he notice a moogle holding out a sign that said "FREE RENT the tarutaru in his mind saying "This must be too good too be true" but hey wouldnt hurt too ask.
The moogle saw the sucker... i mean taru walking in front of him and says "KUPO yes can i help you little one" and the tarutaru step back a little bit and says yes i am interested on the free rent you posted on your sign but what is the catch?
The moogle responded oh yes the catch is "Kupo i feel soo lonely sometimes that i feel like there should be someone that could be my master its all its a lonely place in vandiel with no friends". Ahh thats all? the taru said. Yes KUPO thats all with a big galka smile.
Kupo follow me little one and once again the taru took a step back and follow the moogle too the moghouse. The moogle told the taru hey you can sleep on the bed its ok i dont sleep anyways i just float in the air with magic and the taru /nod his head with joy. The tarutaru set his travel bag aside of the bed and started too rest his eyes with a little kupo song that put the taru too sleep "GO too sleep, Goo too sleep, Goo too sleep my sweet little taru". The moogle once again smile with a Big Galka SMILE and started too reach into the taru travel bag and soon after used hundred moogle palms too eat all the taru food supply. The moogle then was full with crums in his face and started a evil plot. The moogle yell "MASTER!" and the taru woke up and WACK the moogle knock out the taru with a goblin frypan and the taru fell down the bed. The moogle coulnd't resist too say "KUPO!" while he pick up the fat tarutaru back too bed where he was at the start. The moogle then used rage and reck the whole moogle house too make it look like a brake in and soon after he teleported his goblin friend.

Hey mooogle what is up and what in the vandiel happend too this mog house looks like a tornado hit this place. Is that blood on the floor? the goblin ask the moogle soon after the moogle responded no its not blood from your taru if your asking its from the adventures you did with your own frypan "KUPO" and sorry old friend. The goblin said what for and soon after the moogle knock out the goblin with his own frypan while some goblin bombs roll down the floor from the goblin back pocket of the travel bag. The moogle set the frypan too the goblin hands then yell "KUPO!!!" THe tarutaru woke up and said what on earth is going on moogle and why does my head hurt if someone hit me in the head. The moogle responded master there was a brake in and i saved your life "kupo" i stop this goblin from killing you while you where sleeping that now lies on the floor where beside your bed. The tarutaru notice the mog house was a wreck but that didnt stop the tarutaru too reward the moogle for his services he pick up his travel bag and started too reach for his food too reward the moogle but there was nothing left but crums... The tarutaru was in rage mode with a red aura that tells the moogle "Oh oh i think he is taru deeply goblin poop mad about his food" The tarutaru stop and look at the goblin and then the moogle then the goblin then the moogle and then the moogle said "Yes can i help you KUPO" and the tarutaru responeded yes i see you reward yourself with food for saving me already The moogle soon after says "No you are imagining stuff master you should go too sleep again and get some rest kupo you and your assumptions and imaginary bread crums in my face kupo you make me laugh". The tarutaru said i can't really sleep with a goblin body on the floor and a cool looking goblin bomb that looks like can do damage if i toss it too someone face. The moogle said NOOO MAster dont touuch that and soon after the taru toss the goblin bomb too the Moogle face AND BOOM. THE END.

This was a mog house story from a taru that loved his moogle so much!
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~FFXI FOR LIFE~

[Lordscyon]

Mog house story! 2
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You ever get that feeling that you forgot something very very important like your house keys?
This is a story of a sad galka that love his moogle soo much he....

Once upon a time there was a galka that landed too jeuno by airship from bastok. He was surprise too see all these fellow vandiel people wondering the streets of jeuno. He heard stories and ideas from tarutaru with far away lands that can only be reach by the city of Mhaura if only he had a chocobo pass too ride a chocobo too this faraway land and for days he sat down in jeuno for years even looking at the sky wasnt even a bad idea since its always sunny! Which game the galka a smile that he thought of a brilliant idea that he will laugh his way too Mhaura from jeuno. He went outside the gates of jeuno and saw a tarutaru in big trouble with a goblin tamer with a tiger pet, the galka dash too the rescue only too find the tarutaru need a cure with no delay the galka toss the tarutaru like a football too the goblin face and sat on the tiger like a pancake! The tarutaru was rage by the galka fast thinking and told the galka you should of let me die what the heck was the brilliant idea too save my life like that you know tarutaru got feeling too? Galka saw the tarutaru with a BIG SMILE that the taru said"Ok... you are diffently freeking me out what is it that you want?" The galka pointed at the tarutaru bag and the taru was /amazed he wanted his gil but the galka said no, soo the taru pick out bread crums and said is this what you want? No the galka responded once more and pointed too the peace of paper. OH i know what you want mr galka you are lost and want too go back too bastok here is my map the taru said and the galka was soo tired of saying noo he stomp the map and took out the tarutaru chocobo ticket from the tarutaru pocket. You know you are not soo bright for a galka these days even a galka can get lost in the woods with no guide you know the taru said. The galka SMILE again and tarutaru said "What do i have something in my face?" The galka responded no fool you gave me the best idea ever! you will be my guide too mhaura and the taru responded yeah... like thats going too happend. The galka said oh yeah it is and soo the galka pick up the taru and was place on the galka front pocket like a kangaroo. The taru responded you know i hate you for this but in time all i can say is karma is a b.... sometimes. The galka borrow a chocobo in jueno with the taru last chocobo ticket of course and the two ride for days until the reach mhaura. The tarutaru was just amazed that the chocobo lasted for this long that he gave the chocobo his bread crums from his travel bag. So the two travelers was just amazed that they made it soo far yet there was another issue in fron of them. THe galka face palm his face and said i forgot my gil for the fairy trip doo you accept taru paidment? The npc responded we accept anything these days... even tarutaru! OFF we go tarutaru here is your new parents they will take care of you! while the galka was soo busy saying goodbye too the tarutaru he miss his trip too Whitegate! That the galka face palm his face that he remember the tarutaru show him gil before when the tarutaru was showing off all goods from his travel bag that he decided too rescue the tarutaru. The galka /poke the NPC and said " hey look a goblin over!" soon later the galka slip the taru back into the pocket the npc was amazed too get rid of the tarutaru that left a wierd moment of silence for a quite while that the galka walk away slowly with his taru friend! And rush too the boat with 1 minute too spare. The tarutaru was not please by the galka treating him like a child that he pull out his gil and bought a fishing pole and ask the galka too go outside for a minute. Soo the galka waited too see the tarutaru fish out something good that he saw the tarutaru struggling with the fishing pole that the taru ask the galka too hold the fishing pole for a minute while he gets help. The galka pull out a big fish that fly over the galka head and landed on the poor tarutaru which backfire the taru plan too get back too the galka that the tarutaru finally flip out and used tornado too toss the fish away! the galka was amazed and said "That could of been me... poor fish". They finally reach the city of Whitegate. The tarutaru told the galka hey you know what you should do bro? What is it the galka ask. You can goo rent a moogle house here and leave all your best gear and weaponds and ill pay for the first day of rent soo gives you access for jeuno! Soo you can go back and use your mog locker anytime! The galka said REally? your the best amigo soo the galka started too put everything too the mog locker that /wave the tarutaru goodbye while he was being ported back too jeuno.
The galka smile too the moogle and the moogle responded KUPO "Master you must pay your rent too be able too use mog locker feature too get all your gear/weaponds stored. The galka left the mog house with a sad taru face and face palm his face and said yeah that taru was right karma is a...... CURSE you Mog Locker!!!!!!!!!