- The people who have the vocabulary of Joachim (the Abyssea NPC) and type it in short hand. See the above example of people calling me "m8" (mate). They usually ask dumb/irrelevant questions about equipment. Or things I wouldn't know about at all without looking it up anyway... "hay m8 wots the best wpn 4 a res para build on cor"
- The girls who think flooding my inbox with cookies, fireworks and signed subligar constitutes anything resembling an actual meaningful relationship. The obsessive behavior is analogous to a cat in heat with the tells, the zone stalking (being followed to abyssea, be hunted down in Jeuno, etc) - and getting peppered with names like "sweetie", "baby", "sexy", "cutie", and when I don't reciprocate "What's wrong, bad day?" Happened a few times now. Usually starts by helping randoms, or answering a simple question. It boggles my mind. It happened to someone else I know once too. Not exactly why I play FFXI.