- The people who have the vocabulary of Joachim (the Abyssea NPC) and type it in short hand. See the above example of people calling me "m8" (mate). They usually ask dumb/irrelevant questions about equipment. Or things I wouldn't know about at all without looking it up anyway... "hay m8 wots the best wpn 4 a res para build on cor"

- The girls who think flooding my inbox with cookies, fireworks and signed subligar constitutes anything resembling an actual meaningful relationship. The obsessive behavior is analogous to a cat in heat with the tells, the zone stalking (being followed to abyssea, be hunted down in Jeuno, etc) - and getting peppered with names like "sweetie", "baby", "sexy", "cutie", and when I don't reciprocate "What's wrong, bad day?" Happened a few times now. Usually starts by helping randoms, or answering a simple question. It boggles my mind. It happened to someone else I know once too. Not exactly why I play FFXI.
Tell them to shut up or just blist them if people keep bothering you with silly questions? as for girls being all over you...um yeah that usually only happens when you lead people on or flirt with them then get bored of it. If you don't want them to act that way to you don't lead them on or say straight up your not interested.

I can't see them adding this ever, if they cared to that degree for peoples privacy they would of not just added a forced account linking feature to this forum.