Joke Weapons

[Gaiben]

Although its not something I would want the Dev team to prioritize, its just something I find fun in the game. We already have a precedence with some of the squikee hammer, bells, and the holiday weapons. Plus it is useful for subjobing weaknesses as they are 1 damage all job weapons. Here are some I have thought of, I would also like to hear some other ideas too.

-Boxing Gloves: H2H; large colorful glove padding
-Mop: Polearm; Just like FF7 Cid joke weapon
-Foam Sword: Great Sword; Like the ones LARPs use
-Fan: Katana; Maybe a fan festival reward
-Spoon: Throwing; Make it stack, plus its the SPOON!
-Large Pick: Great Axe; It could match the miner's helm
-Hoe: Scyth;

Any other ideas?

[Cream_Soda]

Forks for throwing

[Antanias]

A Rubber Chicken in place of a club, and a slice of pizza for a dagger

[Arcon]

Supersoaker: Gun

[Lancil]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

[Tsukino_Kaji]

Wasn't SPOON Yang's strongest weapon?

[Kristal]

Don't forget the Hope Staff
PUPs are still rofling about the sillyness of the devs there

[slakyak]

How about a leafy branch, complete with Basil Fawlty versus car emote??

Showing my age a bit there >.<

[Zatias]

Crowbar as club.
Sewer Lid as shield!

No? OK. ~.~

[Urthdigger]

Small FYI: If there's an all jobs Scythe and Great Sword, NIN would actually be capable of doing every red trigger on it's own.