The noob moments that you have witnessed that made you /facepalm...

You know you've seen em. I know that this is kind of an extension of the "Funniest moments in FFXI", but I think this thread is a little more specific. GO!

worm party in qufim, me pling party on rdm8o/whm40, and they voked aggro of me all the time so i ran out of mp 3 times^^
breau, alexander/bastok

Reading absolutely any thread in this forum where haste is discussed.

This forum in general.

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Originally Posted by Coops

This forum in general.

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this and... this -_- http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/14...s-time-to-proc . DDs in this game make me ashamed to be a good one.

breau, your sig doesn't show.

Perhaps I should've specified...nooby moments in game...

lol i noticed sob, but i´m a blonde country side girl and don´t find a way to get it run^^
breau, alexander/bastok

A white mage who decided healing was not his job and that being a melee is. Stopped casting his first cure spell midway so he could hit the lizard in dunes. Level 10 sync group, all I did was watch as most died within a few seconds (I was debuffing, then ran to zone as it killed someone else)

a few times someone desperately wanted to pull so much that they did, even though they were NOT puller, and wiped the pt with either double pulls, link pulls, or aggro pulls.

BLMs in dunes that nuke leeches on "accident", especially repeatedly.

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Originally Posted by Furrygamer

A white mage who decided healing was not his job and that being a melee is. Stopped casting his first cure spell midway so he could hit the lizard in dunes. Level 10 sync group, all I did was watch as most died within a few seconds (I was debuffing, then ran to zone as it killed someone else)

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or whms that think they can stay afk AND in your party

Party leaders that get you to the spot, then AFK for 30 minutes to "answer the door fast", then come back screaming to know why everyone reformed around them.

One of my favorite "Noob" moments was in GC Basement party lvl 48, and our puller ended up pulling Serket it was one of the most Glorious party wipes ive been in i think it took under 30 seconds

sigh another noob moment, anybody able to tell me what i´m doing wrong? why does my sig not show`?
breau, alexander/bastok

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Originally Posted by Harpalina

Perhaps I should've specified...nooby moments in game...

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ohhhh here is a nice story when i was newish

I recently got level 40 rdm and i was running with a train of mobs... because i can and i wanted to aoe them off /blm.
I found someone that looked like they where in trobble and i wanted to cure them.
I was out of mp and i converted.

Now I had yagado on me in sara, anyone want to take a guess why i died?

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hmm i did a copy/pase of mine and just makes a link on this post, did you try [ img] , [ /img] around it?


uh no idea maybe the site dont like gifs.

Funniest noob moments is anytime a "veteran" (someone who thinks they played longer than you) gets the pt repeatedly killed because "experience makes everything they say correct"

The DRG sayin he can out DD a ukkon WAR.

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Originally Posted by Coops

This forum in general.

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This as well.

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Originally Posted by Gunit

The DRG sayin he can out DD a ukkon WAR.

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Anyone saying they can out DD another person like there's a cash prize for it.

DD that got himself killed on the first mob in a Garliage Citadel level-sync party because he "was used to going all-out in Abyssea" (his exact words). /facepalm

Veering off topic here. Let's see...nooby moment...I accidentally casted a spell in my perma party on caveberries in CN. Needless to say we didn't last long <_<

harpalina did ya see my post? got any idea what killed me? XD.

but i agree, comeone guys stick to her topic ;;

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Originally Posted by Rambus

harpalina did ya see my post? got any idea what killed me? XD.

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Lemme guess...you said a yag...you converted...low HP...I'm guessing if it was a mage, DoT? Poison? Dia? MNK mob? Melee strikes?

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Originally Posted by Harpalina

Veering off topic here. Let's see...nooby moment...I accidentally casted a spell in my perma party on caveberries in CN. Needless to say we didn't last long <_<

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It's been on topic. Off topic is this:
I noticed in your quote you beat maat with whm. If I'm correct, you need to have done that through damage defeat, not healing. Otherwise, you'll hafta go back and beat him up. That's for maat's cap I mean.

On topic is this:
I told the party leader I can pull, then died 2 steps from party through aggro in qufim. darned undead, and I wouldn't have gotten aggroed if I took a cure first.

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Originally Posted by breau

anybody able to tell me what i´m doing wrong? why does my sig not show?

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type this in:

[*img]http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l592/Sonja_Willmann/Funny-Justin-Bieber-justin-bieber-1.gif[*/img]

but remove both of the *'s

also i'm guilty of major noobishness. i leveled up till 32 as a galka blm/war.

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Originally Posted by Spamtastic

also i'm guilty of major noobishness. i leveled up till 32 as a galka blm/war.

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Oh Spam...BLM/WAR? Did no one tell you anything? XD

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Originally Posted by Spamtastic

also i'm guilty of major noobishness. i leveled up till 32 as a galka blm/war.

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That's not noobish, unless you kept your weapon put up. I'd grab refresh, then show mobs what a staff could really do, and what it felt like. Would put use the many times you're out of mp.

Regardless the level or party size of ls parties, I always go 110% like I'm in a really good old skool colibri pt lol. I ain't skerred of death haha! Bring it on! I guess I lol most irl when I somehow awesomely mpk my entire ls group! (if my ls reads this, it's not me I swear!)

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Originally Posted by Altheav

DD that got himself killed on the first mob in a Garliage Citadel level-sync party because he "was used to going all-out in Abyssea" (his exact words). /facepalm

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UGH breeding ground for noobs...

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Originally Posted by Harpalina

Lemme guess...you said a yag...you converted...low HP...I'm guessing if it was a mage, DoT? Poison? Dia? MNK mob? Melee strikes?

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WINNER! poison is resisted a lot.

had phalanx up i think, ether way melee attack damage was 0 so i thought i was fine.

missed the dia -.- good thing the guy i was helping was willing to job change, back then i would of had to run all the way back from juneo.

Dunes at the outpost. Party member after going afk for about a minute: "Where are you guys?"
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"Standing right in front of you." x5

^ This has happened more than once.

Qufim Island. Nearing night time at the lake worm camp.
"Hey, we should get moving, the undead are going to be out soon."
"No they're not we can keep going for a few."
"Are you really going to argue this?"
"There isn't an argument, because we're staying until I say so, the skeles aren't going to be out for another 10 minutes."
<30 seconds pass>
*Party is killed by ghosts (except me because I slipped out while still in party, and watched their hp plummet and ghost screams*
Got to love people who don't listen.

^ This also happened more than once.

Moments like these, are why I stopped joining parties and made my own.

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Originally Posted by Harpalina

Oh Spam...BLM/WAR? Did no one tell you anything? XD

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i learned the hard way... lol. it took me 3 years to get to 50. lol. and no. my old linkshell didn't tell me anything. lol.

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Originally Posted by KorPoni

That's not noobish, unless you kept your weapon put up. I'd grab refresh, then show mobs what a staff could really do, and what it felt like. Would put use the many times you're out of mp.

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i felt like i didn't have a choice. it was because i kept running out of MP that i subbed war. needed to be able to kill stuff. lol. definitely didn't have enough mp for it.

georgeous thanks a lot

just google 'haste takes time to proc' and you will see the dumbest thing ever.

Here's another one:
A War/Mnk in a Kazham party wielding h2h weapons. That one made me cry from /facepalm overload.

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Originally Posted by Andylynn

just google 'haste takes time to proc' and you will see the dumbest thing ever.

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It's a trap, don't do it!

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Originally Posted by Zyeriis

Dunes at the outpost. Party member after going afk for about a minute: "Where are you guys?"
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"Standing right in front of you." x5

^ This has happened more than once.

Qufim Island. Nearing night time at the lake worm camp.
"Hey, we should get moving, the undead are going to be out soon."
"No they're not we can keep going for a few."
"Are you really going to argue this?"
"There isn't an argument, because we're staying until I say so, the skeles aren't going to be out for another 10 minutes."
<30 seconds pass>
*Party is killed by ghosts (except me because I slipped out while still in party, and watched their hp plummet and ghost screams*
Got to love people who don't listen.

^ This also happened more than once.

Moments like these, are why I stopped joining parties and made my own.

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Wow that's awesome XD

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Originally Posted by Zyeriis

Here's another one:
A War/Mnk in a Kazham party wielding h2h weapons. That one made me cry from /facepalm overload.

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Oh God. As a WAR myself that burns hotter than a thousand Ifrits...

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Originally Posted by Zyeriis

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Originally Posted by Andylynn

just google 'haste takes time to proc' and you will see the dumbest thing ever.

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It's a trap, don't do it!

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off topic but still i have to agree with the warning -.-

i wish there was PM so i would not have to ask here >.>
is that the norm for ffxiah forums? i need to keep staying away

What happens? o.o