Where's Bacon Mage

The thread disappeared...Did I miss something during my 12 hour nap?

I think some people consider bacon offensive or something..

SE is trying to be politically correct >_>

ya I don't know what happend was gone when I got up over 7hrs ago and my post count went down with it lol

nooooo Hamurai and Bread Mage are gone too. Forgot what the others I mentioned were. ><

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Originally Posted by Emitremmus

nooooo Hamurai and Bread Mage are gone too. Forgot what the others I mentioned were. ><

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Those must have been created and deleted in the 5 hours I was asleep.

Well I mentioned them in the OP of Bacon Mage. Not really sure who started it ><.

Scrapple Knight.
Corn Cuirassier.
Bacon mage
Hamurai
Sausagemaster
Hotdog Hurler

Part of a well balanced party.

Editted to max party count with the addition of Sausagemaster and Hotdog Hurler

Needs moar brown mage.

MMMMMM BACON!!!

Sausagemaster.

Expert of manipulating the sausage.

Croissantair. Pirate of the biscuits.

All my hard work on the Bacon Triforce was deleted q.q

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Originally Posted by Flunklesnarkin

All my hard work on the Bacon Triforce was deleted q.q

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/comfort

I'm having way too much fun with this. My mind is really trying to think of some more clever food related jobs, lol.

How in the world did I miss a thread called Bacon Mage?

The Hamurai uses Meikyo Kielbasa.

Where's Bacon Mage? In the trash where it belongs along with this thread.

Moderators please lock this nonsense.

I legitimately believe Bacon Mage to be a significantly more profound contribution to FFXI General Discussion than all of the other half dozen "I want this job" threads combined. At least Bacon Mage was fun. I could not give a crap less about Time Mage or Gunblades or Greatsword Experts.

The Hamurai uses Meikyo Kielbasa.
The Hamurai readies Tachi: Hibachi.
The Cabbage Pan takes 800 damage.
The Hamurai readies Tachi: Spicy.
The Cabbage Pan takes 1000 damage.
Skillchain: Flambe
The Cabbage Pan takes 1000 damage.
The Hamurai readies Tachi: Onions.
Skillchain: DINNER IS READY!
The Hamurai eats the Cabbage Pan.

Bacon storm would be like meteor.. but with bacon

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Originally Posted by Siviard

Where's Bacon Mage? In the trash where it belongs along with this thread.

Moderators please lock this nonsense.

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Man, you having a bad day? We're just having a little fun. If you're not wanting to have a part of it, then just ignore the topic. Don't bring others down over something you're not enjoying.

I think Bacon Mage sounds like a horrible idea anyways, no offence. It doesn't fit in with the other job titles at all and it sounds more like a joke-type job more than anything. The job sounds like something that would be made in a parody or spoof of FFXI.

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Originally Posted by Chronofantasy

I think Bacon Mage sounds like a horrible idea anyways, no offence. It doesn't fit in with the other job titles at all and it sounds more like a joke-type job more than anything. The job sounds like something that would be made in a parody or spoof of FFXI.

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That's...the point?

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Originally Posted by Siviard

Where's Bacon Mage? In the trash where it belongs along with this thread.

Moderators please lock this nonsense.

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god forbid anyone has fun on a forum full of developer begging. wouldnt have much a community if the whole thing was "here is my hairbrained idea" and "thats a stupid idea"

Ah later the flamers hate lol. Fun times. Go bacon! (Even though I wouldn't eat it....>.>)

I know it's hard to read emotions through text, but I'm pretty sure all of us mentioning these jobs are joking. I mean really, compare what we're saying to people saying stuff like "I wishes Abyssea wuz level 1 entry so I kan level mah Sausagemaster to level eleventy-billion in 2 dayz. I dun hve time 2 levl inbetween mah momma's spongebaths.".

The break we're having from FF is obviously having it's toll on some peoples' attitudes, lol.

Greetings!

Although I would definitely make Bacon Mage my main if it existed, we have to make sure that the threads stay constructive to the website and the game. Unfortunately, we are going to have to lock this one.

Thank you for your understanding and apologies for any inconvenience!

-=Game Master Emdub=-
80BCN / 35WFL <- (gimp Waffle Wizard sub ; ; )