Originally Posted by
Jeubond
Hi Spank,
Many thanks not only for your advice but also making me bust a gut with larfing about a happy memory many years ago !
I did know that A Ray was 'conal' but didn't know that to avoid it I had to be anal & fight Khalk from behind.
When I originally read up on the fight I couldn't visualise exactly what sort of area conal would take up but thanks to your charming description I now know exactly what you mean.
Following a visit to the Buckfast premises [home to dipsomaniac Mnks :)] many years ago my partner & I decided to purchase a bottle each after the obligatory tour & small tot of the substance at the end.
Like many such brews in the late 70's like 'Aunties Inferno' etc, Buckfast had no resemblance to any drink living or dead which is why only hardened drinkers living in Govan, Glasgow ever brought it. At 15% alc vol & @ tuppence a bottle it did the job a lot quicker & faster than a pint of 'gasmilk' made by passing the old type of heating gas through a pint of milk.
Yummy . . .
I digress, after the tour which was quite interesting I seem to recall [about all I can remember thankfully, such memories are best left forgotten ! lol] us sitting in the abby grounds & as it was a nice sunny day decided to smoke a small maryjane cigareete ["tut,tut . . ."] & partake of our purchases. After the 1st swig had removed our throat & stomach linings we began to quite enjoy it, however we didn't stop at 1 swig . . .
Bad move, very bad move, everything went very horribly wrong very quickly !
Suffice to say I do recall our 'conal rainbow yawns' on the bus back, [I blame the petrol fumes], I do know the bus was pretty full & that we managed to include all the ill-fated travellers in our celebrations.
Larf ? I nearly sh** . . .
Anyway what that's got to do with the price of fish I don't know, I just wanted to thank you !
Cheers . . .
Jon :)