Joke Weapons

Although its not something I would want the Dev team to prioritize, its just something I find fun in the game. We already have a precedence with some of the squikee hammer, bells, and the holiday weapons. Plus it is useful for subjobing weaknesses as they are 1 damage all job weapons. Here are some I have thought of, I would also like to hear some other ideas too.

-Boxing Gloves: H2H; large colorful glove padding
-Mop: Polearm; Just like FF7 Cid joke weapon
-Foam Sword: Great Sword; Like the ones LARPs use
-Fan: Katana; Maybe a fan festival reward
-Spoon: Throwing; Make it stack, plus its the SPOON!
-Large Pick: Great Axe; It could match the miner's helm
-Hoe: Scyth;

Any other ideas?

Forks for throwing

A Rubber Chicken in place of a club, and a slice of pizza for a dagger :D

Supersoaker: Gun

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

Wasn't SPOON Yang's strongest weapon?

Don't forget the Hope Staff :D
PUPs are still rofling about the sillyness of the devs there :rolleyes:

How about a leafy branch, complete with Basil Fawlty versus car emote??

Showing my age a bit there >.<

Crowbar as club.
Sewer Lid as shield!

No? OK. ~.~

Small FYI: If there's an all jobs Scythe and Great Sword, NIN would actually be capable of doing every red trigger on it's own.

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Originally Posted by Zatias

Crowbar as club.

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Makes me think of an inapropriate CS knife mod. >.>

My NPC has had the squeeky hammer as her default weapon from the 1st day I could equip it, it still makes me chuckle.

* Ranger that fires Worms or fireworks
* Lightsabers
* Lollypops instead of clubs
* Pom-Poms instead of hand-to-hand

or u could do like Tales of Symphonia and have those joke weapons be infinitely better than anything else in game lol....who wouldn't wanna see peach's frying pan or umbrella (from Super Mario RPG) as a club beating the pants off of the empy or relic club?