Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas.

Ever since 2006, when I found my little Automaton friend rusting on a scary, spooky and ghostly frigate, with his little mechanical head all dented and scratched, I have often wondered if the wonders of magicalness will be able to give my automaton novelty costumes to wear over his battle armours.

And in recent years, the dream began to come true, with /Lockstyle magicalness, which allowed the wearing of novelty costume clothing over the battle armours of player characters.

Oh, what joy! The time is now! No surrendaru! Is what I immediately thought.

Oh, how this little old Tarutaru girl's heart skipped and danced, as my dreams filled with thoughts of Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas.

Fluffy bobble hats! Stylish velvet slacks! Curly-toed boots!

As we all know, Automatons are historically Performance Artists, they dance and play in towns all over Vana'diel, to entertain and amuse all the good children and adults alike.

So obviously, it would be appropriate for Automatons to have novelty costumes. These clothes have no battle stats or ability modifiers at all, and can be worn over the three Automaton frames, as a purely visual Lockstyle treat.

This is because Automatons are happy-go-lucky and playful!

Automatons like to dance and entertain and perform to make people happy!

Automatons are your friends!

I know for a scientifically proven fact, that the world would be a much happier place if Automatons could wear Novelty Lockstyle Pyjamas.

I know that this would increase Global Joy by infinite percent.

So you say ; "Oh Stompa, do you not love your three main old Automaton frames, that you have been looking at every day for eleven years? Are those three old main frames not beautiful?"

And of course I love the three old main Automaton frames, they are very beautiful to me.

But the old frames would not disappear forever, they would still be equipped full-time, underneath the simply delightful Lockstyle Bobble Hats and utterly wonderful loose-fitting Automaton Lockstyle Pantaloons.

Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas, so exotic and profound!

Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas call to my heart from across the distant seas, with their magical promise of joyfulness and wonderment.

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My Automaton Friend
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It was back in 2006 and much distress,
I was just a lonely Beastmistress,
And often White Mage much time spents,
As my WHM was welcome in Events.

And so it was eleven years ago now,
I found a little metal man rusting on a ship's bow,
My heart immediately simply soared,
This little tin gentleman I so adored,
I carried my Automaton home with me,
To live a life so fine and free.

I sold my Beastmistress gear of Charm,
Which had caused me so much fear and harm,
My White Mage went on a permanent Strike,
No more me curing without feeling like,
I became a Puppetmistress,
And that is my story of happiness.

My little Automaton became my world,
His dented head and plume so curled,
We travelled far and journeyed free,
He always came running back to me,
He was not like the BST pets and Avatars,
He was an individual and permanent like the stars.

I changed his oil and all his attachments often,
But I kept his name to which my heart did soften,
We solo'd a million strong enemies,
His head got dented like Swiss Cheese,
In evenings I'd hammer the dents out of his head,
And tuck him up in his Automaton Bed.

Now we have been together for years eleven,
Every moment has felt like Heaven,
His courage and his loyalty and his glory,
Changed my life into an Automaton Love Story,
He's my little metal bestest friend,
We'll be together until the end.

My Automaton says words that I can hear,
I hear them in my little shell-like ear,
He asks me why he can't wear a Bobble Hat,
And Silk Pyjamas and things like that,
I tell him that he should not care,
Because he already looks so debonair!

But I can see he wants to wear,
Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas everywhere,
Those Lockstyle Pyjamas are so beguiling,
When I see those fine clothes I start smiling,
Those Automaton bobble hats and silks and tassels,
Make me forget about all life's hassles.

His baggy velvet pantaloons,
Make all the stylish people swoons,
And his Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas,
Are only visual and will not harm-us,
His fluffy bobble hat is so festive and profound,
It is fashion at the speed of sound!

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