He knew his master would not win the contest, but he got him a Kupo Rod anyway.
He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He knew his master would not win the contest, but he got him a Kupo Rod anyway.
He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
Nomad moogles exist solely to travel the world, with the goal of one day glancing upon his portentous face... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He doesn't always eat Chipotle but when he does he doesn't need Chipotle Away....he is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
[Cue violin]
The are twenty jobs in Final Fantasy.
He chose to be a moogle.
Then the other twenty jobs.
A GM tried to jail him once,
But he jailed the GM instead.
King Kupofried thanks him everyday,
For allowing him to rule.
He has never lost a besiged.
He is,
The most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
[Cue guitar]
"I don't always play games,
But when I do,
I play Final Fantasy."
He can find everything he wants on a Taisai... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
"I don't always fight monsters, but when I do, I prefer Taisais. Stay in Ranguemont Pass, my friends."
Bored after mastering all the jobs and crafts of Vana'diel, he travel to Hydeaelyn and Ivalice mastered all theirs and came back... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
When he first arrived at Jeuno he rode in on a chocobo. Hes the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He can win any argument with by just casting an enormous star on the head....boom head shot... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
One time he played Beastmaster and charmed a flan.. that flan later became known as Botulus Rex. When he decides to visit Abyssea, groups of enemies depop in fear. King Behemoth begs for Defending Rings from him. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
Brygid often asks him what's in style... He is the most interesting moogle in the world.
Even his subjob has a subjob... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He opened the maws to Abyssea, just to meet himself in person... He is the most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He never farms for Gil because adventurers from across Vana'diel pay him a tribute of 100,000 Gil every time they see him ... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
You have been awarded 2 points.
He doesn't always flag "A Discerning Eye", but when he does, he gets the package AND the reward ... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
In a time before people sought out the Treasures in a land called Aht Urghan; and before Bahamut glared down upon people of Vana'diel threatening to destroy them... One lone mog decided to have his own personal chocobo- so he decided to breed it himself. After a long night one Firesday, he successfully bred himself a golden chocobo- using only a bird egg from a Gustaberg Vulture as well as a single Primeval Brew. He is, the most interesting mog on Vana'diel.
He doesn't always visit the Marble Bridge, but when he does its only on ladies night...he's the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
The day has come! The Shadow Lord summons his armies, Promathia threatens to purge the planet, Alexander and Odin are about to clash! However....not an adventurer is to be seen. Aht Urgahn is empty, not a soul to be seen in Jeuno. So where are the adventurers that are so desperately needed? They are lined up at the Rusty Anchor Pub in San d'Oria, for a chance to speak to the legendary moogle who spends his time there! He is the most interesting interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He got rid of Jeunos taxes and sponsors the Mog Bonanza as a charity... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel
He can fix a leak with a metal plate, a bronze scale and some caulk... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel!
The most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel is THE most interesting Moogle because he has his own contest to prove that he IS the most interesting Moogle in all of Vana'diel.
Let me tell you a tale, my friends:
Oh, hailing from the depths of Old Mindartia~♪
a Moogle who enraptures all San'doria!
Oh, how his furry dances enchant
even Galka in rant!
for he IS the most interesting Moogle
in all of Vana'diel!~♪
Hurrah!
He doesn't always play blu, but when he does, he learns the spell on the first try even if it wasn't used. He is the most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He can summon Bahamut, Alexander, and Odin all at the same time, but only ever does so for a weekly poker game... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He doesn't always meet Naja Salaheem for tea at the Shararat Teahouse. But when he does, she picks up the tab...he is The Most Interesting Moogle in the World.
They say back when inflation made Haubergeon cost 30mil, it would barely dent his wallet... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He is black . . . he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
Glare attacks dare not look him in the eye... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
When Chuck Norris needs help he calls and bows b4 him..he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
Every time he procs white in dyna (which is always )a Moogle gets his wings.He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He was around before the Big Bang 13.75 billion years ago and he knows what Dark Matter is... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel
When Maat reached level 65, he had to get a Monk's testimony to fight this Moogle. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel
They say when you get to the end of a rainbow theres a pot of gil, this is sadly mistaken for a jar of his loose change. . . he is the most interesting Moogle in all of Vana'diel.
He is so powerful that when he used DragonBreaker on Shinryu it worked! Shinryu thought to himself "I am a real dragon!" He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
Tonberries -- LOVE him... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He does not always participate in Voidwatch, but when he does, everyone's Riftworn Pyxis contains something other than logs and ore...He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
When You enter a zone And there no Monsters or Notorious monsters in sight
its not because they have just reset It just so happen that he killed every single Monster in the Zone
But on a different Server !!! Hes the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel KUPO !
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He watches over our home and personal belonging awaiting for his master's return then awaits to hear the tales of triumph and the treasures that he has earned.......he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He receives tons of friend request on a daily basis, mostly from Notorious Monsters.......he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He dual wields Kraken Clubs Like a BOSS... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel !