He has never missed while playing Dark Knight... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He has never missed while playing Dark Knight... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
I don't always ride a chocobo, but when I do, it flies. Keep riding, my friends.
- Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel
He doesn't always open his satchel, but when he does Hiromichi Tanaka goes into hiding.
Some say that every Empyrean weapon is just an attempt to receate weapons he has stored on the original Storage slip, Renamed Moogle Storage slip in his honor. and that Relics are just weapons he Dropped when he was Exping with Altana... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
A gm once told him to stop holding Tiamat, that gm is no longer among the living...he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He beat Atori-Tutori without a battlefield, and Gave Maat his Cap. That is because he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
When he wants to change jobs, he puts on his Nomad Bandanna and changes jobs where ever he is! When he wants to fight, he is every job for a main job and sub job at the same time! When he fights, he spin's in circles and stars fly out his palms! And when he travels, he flies the skies with his trusted friend Bahamut! He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana’diel!
He is the reason why Tanaka seeks balance. His mere presence offsets the Natural Order. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
When he uses his phantom roll, he will always get XI... on his first roll! He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
He speaks every language, he makes parties wherever he goes, makes everyone work as one...he is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
He's never seen in anything but subligar and shades... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
Back in the day Taisaijin ALWAYS dropped Refresh to him 100%! I even hear he got a Defending Ring off LOLGenbu!
BTW...he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He can afford the costliest of armor and weapons with only six hundred and thirty...six hundred and thirty-one... Ah, err... Six hundred and thirty-two gil.
He obtained numerous loans in the amount of Eight billion eleventy gazillion, four hundred fifty-five hojillion and two gil, and convinced countless adventurers to settle his debts in return for a hat.
He doesn't always get HNM claims, but when he does, it's always HQ... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He can access your MogHouse cross servers, even from Midgardsormr , he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
When he needs new gear, NM's and adventurers come to him to offer up their prized gear in exchange for his autograph... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He once soloed Absolute Virtue at level 1...He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
he doesn't always change your job, but when he does, he spins. He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
When Medusa uses Belly Dance, she falls in love with HIM... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He was the first to /shout in Port Jeuno, when he did, people from around the nations heard him... he is the most interesting moogle in vana'diel
As Maat is to adventurers, he is to Chuck Norris... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He staggers every fiend simply with his pure swagger... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
His friends call him Murphy, but YOU call him Robomog... he is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
He doesn't always use a Coruscanti, but when he does it deals severe damage. Hes the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He uses pink gear for fun... He is hte most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
he has no subjob but he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He grins, knowing you passed the item you will be looking for for the next five minutes in your Mog House.. he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He can cast the spell that makes you forget you're a level 99 White Mage, and think you're a level 1 Warrior ... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
"I don't always give useful Super Kupowers, but when I do I give Mystery Boxes."
- The Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel
He can synthesize a Yagudo drink from a Panama. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He doesn't always play Dragoon but when he does, he summons Shinryu...he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He doesn't always use jug pets but when he does, it's Absolute Virtue...he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
His starting city was Jeuno. He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'Diel.
He doesnt allways cry, but when he does he could cure cancer. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
He doesn't always have Yagudo Drinks at the Marble Bridge, but when he does...they welcome him. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
His GM calls hail Tanaka himself... he is... the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel
Rumor has it, when the Master needs him the most he asks for some time off / vacation to visit his family and friends. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel
The rest of us get ten limit breaks, but his go to XI...he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.