Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

Camping a Notorious Monster all day (specially when they are suppose to have only an one to five hour re-pop window), you have the whole zone to yourself while you are doing this, and as soon as the NM pops......Someone comes out of nowhere and gets the claim. "JP BUTTON" FTW!!!!!!

After LFG for hours and your about to run out of time in real life to properly party... you get an invite as your logging out.

When finishing up your Sobek's skins, you will go 49/50, just as 3 other groups arrive to camp Gukumatz.

You camp Black Triple Stars for 9 hours and when it finally pops, it depops b4 your eyes causing you to start all over again.

First Weapon Skill with your new Relic, the entire LS gathered to cheer you on, MISS!

The moment you receive new Allied Tags, the campaign music will stop in about five seconds.

When you made ever run in an old school dynamis shell, didnt lot on anything so you could get Valor Surcoat or Assassin's Armlets, and your LS leader decided to run off with the bank and break the shell before you can lot on anything.

Moogle's Law states: When a person is camping weather for a magian trial, said weather will only appear when player has less than 5mins before RL calls him/her away.

Moogle's Law #101 - The gather time for your LS event will always be longer that the event itself.

Mithra are not female.

Moogle Law of Empirical Evidence : The amount of items dropped from Empyrean Trial NM's will always equal one greater, or less than, the amount required to complete the current trial.

Moogle Law of Delivery Box Duldrums - Mailing yourself items is a definite time-saver- but don't blame your Moogle for holding up an alliance with last week's Voidwatch timber haul!

When you finally make your first Relic weapon a new type of weapon pops up called Empyrean.

Build a relic, never get called to come that job to events again.

When fighting any NM with multiple drops, you will always get the undesired drop, regardless of how rare. Especially if the one person who's needed it forever just logged off 5 minutes ago.

Moogle's Law:
If you spend hours putting a traditional party together, your party will make one kill before someone needs to disband.

Anytime you are forced to rely on a shout group for something, it takes no less than 4 hours to get a party, then another hour for everyone to get ready because someone doesn't have the last 5 cutscenes required for the event, and then the party will wipe 2 minutes into the fight and promptly disband.

You will always HQ a synth for which there is no HQ result for items you make for another synth. The inverse is also true.

Moogle's Law:
When making your own parties to level jobs the only people seeking will be on the same job type as you. When you need a tank there will only be healers and dd, when you need a healer there will only be tanks and dd and when you only need dd there will only be tanks and healers with their flags up.

Moogle's Law: You wait 8+ hours for an nm to spawn, have to leave for an LS event or RL and it immediately spawns after you leave.

When you equip a job in Jueno that one item you need is always in Storage!!

Moogle's Law - Immediately after leveling as BST, you will miss-charm a rabbit 6 times in a row and Level Down.

When Hyrda in Nyzle Isle, Auto-Regen spikes up to 800 HP per tick & running out of time.

Moogles Law: When in need of that last seal for your Empyrean armor, the NM will repeatedly drop every seal BUT what you need. The more difficult it is to farm the items/KIs to pop the NM, the less of a chance there is of you actually getting that last seal. You will continue to get the seal with the lowest drop rate.

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randomly generated number 2! Awsome, an easy one!!!
Turn dial up! ... ... ... -_-

When you play on an XBox 360, you're in Beseiged, your damage output is exceptional and just as it is about to end your XBox freezes up and you need to restart...therefor losing ALL pointage.

Moogle;s Law: Getting K.O. 1-3 sec right after using 2 hour by AoE, Magic or tp move..

I haven't always needed to change my job while in Valkurm dunes, but when i did, there were no nomad moogles in Selbina.

Moogle's Law: When a pt/ls member says they have all jobs 95, they won't have 1/2 their procs...

when ur favorite job hasnt seen an update that made it any better
insurgency:fail
quietus:fail
A+ weapon, ur 2nd choice
A- weapon, ur 1st choice
i guess that makes sense

You hit your 50th hour farming a brown casket item, only to have your linkshell mate drop by the zone for support and get the exact item in their first brown casket.
~Moogle's Law~

Submission
Moogle's Law: The Wind Maneuver will always wear just in time to make your Automaton use Arcuballista.

Extras
Moogle's Law: Your Healing Waltz/Paralyna will always succeed at healing someone else's Paralysis. It will always fail to heal your own.
Moogle's Law: The Automaton will always be at 99% HP when you really need to Reactivate it for a lifesaving Cure VI.
Moogle's Law: While waiting for a Raise from a Campaign NPC, the {{Mega Boss}} will always aggro the NPC during its casting.
Moogle's Law: The 13th bottle of Oil+2 was the one you really needed.

Even if you have 80% evasion rate on anything, the moment your hp goes red, the next hit will always kill you.
(I have yet to see this not happening <.<, you are fighting a mob and not even getting touch in all the fight, a tp move drops you to double digit hp and wipes shadows, and the next hit is 100% accurate, or i am just very unlucky :x)

Moogle's Old School Law:
You will DC just before an epic Besieged or Campaign thus wasting your time and losing all points for that battle.

After using Hasso, Sekkanoki, and Sengikori. Your second weaponskill will miss.

Mobs will always become blind once they've slept you... only to save up all their accuracy for when you are trying to put up shadows.

Moogle's Law of Corsair Despair(ation).

One shall always roll double 6s the more desperately they are needed.

The chance for another double 6 rises when you Fold and try again.

Your white mage mule gets all the void watch items you want with out turning in cells.

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Your white mage mule gets all the void watch items you want with out turning in cells.

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Moogle's law of mules

Moogle's Law states; When in Nyzle Isle and about ready to clear, 1 of 6 party members will select to advance to the next floor insted of exiting.