Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

If someone lots a 1 for a piece of RaEx gear you've been waiting for your entire FFXI life and you brag about being able to beat a 1, you will lot a 0. The chance of lotting a 0 increases exponentially to the duration of bragging and has a ceiling of 15 seconds.

Goblins unexpectedly attacking they're such a nunsence!!!

Mog Bonanza winning number is 20184, your marble is 20183.

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Originally Posted by abbazabba

Moogle's law of mules

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Abbazabba, you my only friend!

Partying in East Ronfaure (S), and having your party wipe because someone accidentally pulled Myradrosh instead of a Colibri.

No matter how long you have an event planned, as soon as you get there someone realizes they forgot their pop set in their Mog House.

Empyreal armor seals will never drop when you're only 1 short. And when the last one finally drops you will get more than what you needed.

Someone will, undoubtedly, shout for assistance with a trail and not a trial.

If you're within 0.1 of capping on a certain synthesis item, you will spend approximately 1.2 million gil trying to get that last skillup. True story.

this one isn't for official submission (since i'd already posted one earlier)
If you spend a million gil on an item, it's guaranteed to drop in price within a month (lookin at you, blau dolch)