Spend 4 Hrs camping a mob with not a soul in the area get up to grab a drink and be gone 30 seconds only to come back to a dead nm. Score
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Spend 4 Hrs camping a mob with not a soul in the area get up to grab a drink and be gone 30 seconds only to come back to a dead nm. Score
Prior to the update:
Everyone waiting at the pop spot for kirin, and you're the last to get there. It takes you 15 tries to get there because of the portal.
Spend 4 Hrs camping a mob with not a soul in the area get up to grab a drink and be gone 30 seconds only to come back to a dead NM. Score
When you help that special friend on there "Carabosse" run, everyone in our 3-man party immediately passes the Carabosse's gems including the special friend that was here for them. The carabosse's gems then hits the floor. The excuse was... "I'm so use to passing them, I forgot they were for me this time" >.> Moogle's Law!
You teleport before the item you came for dropped from the treasure pool.
If a Time Extension in Dynamis sleeps you, it will not hit you for at least one minute.
If you announce to your party you REALLY need to excuse yourself to the bathroom after the next fight, mobs will repeatedly link for the next twenty minutes.
Moogle's Law: No matter what BCNM you do, someone in your party gets the high valued drop, while your BCNM run goes terribly, terribly wrong and everyone gets KO'ed!
You spend 3 years attaining a Relic or complete Salvage armor piece and SE releases something equal/better that people can get in a week and spend 1/100000000 of what you spent.
Moogle's Law kicked in for me during my group's first Dynamis Xarc run. We entered,buffed and reraised except for one member who instead of using his reraise scroll, warped instead. So, two of us continued on without him, only to be unable to find/get time extensions. So, the second member logged :( I however was determined to prevail with myself (thf) and my whm mule. Lets just say that everytime i pulled id link because one of the nearby mobs would turn right as i pulled its friend. Needless to say I died many times :(
Definitely Moogle's law involved that day...
When fighting Kaggen, one BLM will AFK, DC or simply ask "Why should I stun?" right before Kaggen begins spamming Death Prophet.
Fully buff to start fighting an NM and die - reraise wore off during the fight.
Moogle's Law
You pop and kill your first magian trial lottery NM, only to realize you forgot to start the trial.
Picking Federation of Windurst as your starter nation will always result in being lost for first few hours on the game.
Everyone in for a SC to MB combo on Kirin at near full health, Kirin summons Shiva for Diamond Dust leaving all but one player on the floor.
(Sadly, after a couple of those situations, you started going in waves to prevent a mass wipe. >.<! And yes, this was in the lv.75 hay-days)
Moogle's law:
WHM "Gather together please Protect and shell"
At least 1 if not all DD in the party will run away and miss buffs.
Enter Abyssea-Attohwa, Obtain status, atma and cruor buffs. Use the Vertical Conflux only to realize that you instead use the Maw and exit.
After a year of showing up to ls events and you are finally next in line to get your long-awaited W.Legs, your ls will fall apart, dooming you forever to a life without comfy pants.
You spend 4 hours camping and killing a Magian Trial NM with the wrong weapon equiped.
the yellow proc for your last +2 item is blumage light spell , and of course the blu in your party is the only one on server with out this spell
lmao so true
You actually beat Hakutaku with a full party of 75's, only to be warp 2'ed before it falls in your inventory.
Finally complete a relic weapon, then miss the first weaponskill you use while showing it off.
Annoygro: A form of aggro in which mobs that are too weak will still step in your path to slow you down.
as a level 60 thf, I was bored and had never seen a wyrm before. So I went to go see Vrtra for the first time ever. After mindlessly running around down there and finding her, I run up to try and mug her for a small handout of gil and a bit of excitement. Mug failed so I popped Perfect Dodge and proceeded to use a warp scroll. Here's where Moogle's Law comes into play. A nearby ghost was not amused at my antics and casted sleep on me right before the warp scroll was about to go off. Needless to say, I got eated by miss Vrtra D:
Moogle's Law: When on bard, people scatter the moment you start singing. Am I really that bad? D:
Moogle's Law States: That lovely lady adventurer you've been consorting with, spending your hard-earned Gil on and devoting your time to, turns out not to be a lady at all... Oh my!
Moogles always use discretion, so should adventurers.
Moogle's Law: Anytime I was soloing BST or BLM and my reraise wore, if I didn't immediately put it back up I would die on the very next mob.
Any Ninja main or user of a ninja sub always knows...
After your last shadow is down, the mob will never miss.
The moment you drop an item to free up your inventory, you will ALWAYS find out you need it.
Moogle Law States: The item will always drop when you do not need it, but never when you actually do!
Getting teleported out by the whitemage of an Einherjar fight instead of having Protectra casted on you.
When you buy an item for 2 million gil, the next update will include a new better item, so the one you just bought drops down to 10k market price.
If you call your Adventuring Fellow, all of a sudden every single mob has an AoE TP move that can one shot them.
Gandalf's Clause: YOU... SHALL NOT HAVE!!
Description: An encompassing reason why you will never obtain that rare item because;
Item drops but:
- You DC
- You're D2'd
- You're Kicked
- Your party leader dissolves from alliance
- You're always out lotted
- You become a victim of a Ninja lot
- You deserve the lot so everyone passes... cept the player there for their first run who then suddenly afks after outlotting you
- You're told to pass cause you have the winning lot and now the ls leader informs you there is a minimal run requirement
- You're told to pass because you took a short break from game resetting your rights to the item even though the ls doesn't hold R/L against you
- Your ls leader shows up to "help" you then demands the item
- You're dual boxing and accidently lotted on the wrong toon
- Your second account recieved it in Voidwatch even though it will never be able to use the item
- You timed out of dynamis
- You passed with everyone else
- You can't find anyone to craft the item into something usable
- You only had one spot in inventory and that crystal or some other junk fell to you before the item
- Your server was shut down for emergency or normal maintenance
You're next for the item but:
- Ls leader gives his buddy who just joined the shell the item
- Ls leader decided he may level a job that will use it in the future
- Ls changes loot system
- Ls uses a percent system based on how many events you attend versus number events giving the guy who is at 100% attendance for single digit number of events rights over your 75% attendance with over 150 attendanded events
- Ls uses database thats wasn't updated correctly
- ls holds the mediocre FL item you lotted last week against you
- ls lost members and is no longer able to kill the mob
- Ls no longer does that event
- Ls merges
- Ls breaks
- Server merges
If an airship is already docked when you arrive at the port it will always leave just as you are about to step on to it regardless of whether you have flee or movement speed gear.
If you disconnect on an airship no matter how quickly you log back intop the game you will always be traveling in the wrong direction and back to where you started.
Whenever a flawless party was about to disband after a fantastic exp session and you decided to kill one more mob for the road the party would wipe for no reason as if a GM had suddenly possessed your last kill.
Your party triggers Blue Weakness on Shinryu, but the player who volunteered to use a Primeval Brew on him gets doomed.
You're in a hurry and late for an LS event. You leave your Mog house after you're all set. You start running off but you know it's coming... after all it's a power greater than you. As you approach the place the fate you feel a chill down your spine, hands sweating and shaking... You look left, then right. It looks safe somehow, for now... But as you pass through Port Bastok's bridge you hear the dreaded scream... Latifah: Incoming Ship! Everyone off the bridge!
Moogle's Law~
If you've been doing Einherjar for a year, long enough to earn the Balhran's Eyepatch requirement of a mythic, your leader will definately break the shell just when it's finally your turn to get your Aquarian Abjuration: Body.
*sobs*