Guess someone is going for the teacher's pet award. Why take joy out of someone losing their brew? If other people's misfortunes bring you amusement, that speaks volumes of your character.
Also, stop defending the paralysis-causes-lost-items mechanic. It is not born from some idea that this should happen, but a by-product of poor programming designed to prevent item dupes.
Anyone remember Zelda from the NES, how Link switched sword hands depending on if he was going left or right? Nintendo explained this as Link was superstitious and wanted to keep his shield facing Death Mountain. Some of you undoubtedly believed them.
"Paralysis strikes you as you have the item out of your pocket"... give me a break. How come it never hits with the item still in your pocket or as you go down to reach it? And where is my pocket if I'm in a subligar?
